1. I am HER ARTY BRAG from the South Coast and have played all of my career by a villa. Answer: (Two Words)

2. OH DOG ANNOTATE JAW, maybe not a dog's jaw, but I certainly have taken a few knocks to mine. I have been in Leeds, Madrid and in the smog of the north east. Who am I? Answer: (Two Words)

3. HEAVY SIGN. Indeed, you may as well try to beat me, but many have failed and goals are not often given away from my team of barcode wearers. Guess who I am? Answer: (Two Words)

4. CHIC HARMS RAID and I will harm you if you try to ruin my blue moon feeling in Manchester. I dare you to guess who I am? Answer: (Two Words)

5. DARN FINE AND NOT, my brother has been to Rio and I have been to Upton Park, but who am I? Answer: (Two Words)

6. I have sort of a KATZ THING when I purr across the defence of those at the Cottage. Who am I? Answer: (Two Words)

7. I left Sheffield and travelled to Wigan, I scored a goal that demoted the blades and the DAWN VOID HURTS very much after I was then released. Who am I? Answer: (Two Words)

8. HA PIG JAIL ELK, or better still, I feel as sick as a pig after losing Premiership status on the final day. Who am I? Answer: (Two Words)

9. THAT MELLOW HAND often made light work of many a midfield. Ipswich was my first love, and then I became an Addick, an Addick of the highest quality. Who am I? Answer: (Two Words)

10. AM TIDY JEER so they say down at the Vicarage. My American blood pumps hard through my veins, and I earned my right to play in the top flight on my own merits. Who am I? Answer: (Two Words)