Who Knew JKR Was A Comedian, Part II

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1. "How do you feel, Georgie?" "Saintlike." "What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?" "Saintlike," repeated George. "You see...I'm holy. Holey, Fred, geddit?" "Pathetic," Fred told George. "Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?" We all know this amusing conversation takes place after George's ear has been blasted away during the duel with the Death Eaters. But which Death Eater is responsible for the lost ear? Answer: (Last name only or first and last names.)

2. "Now, Ron, have you cleaned out your room yet?" "Why?" exclaimed Ron, slamming his spoon down and glaring at his mother. "Why does my room have to be cleaned out? Harry and I are fine with it the way it is!" "We are holding your brother's wedding here in a few days' time, young man -" "And are they getting married in my bedroom?" asked Ron furiously. "No! So why in the name of Merlin's saggy left -" When was the wedding mentioned scheduled to take place? August 2nd The day before Harry's birthday The day after Harry's birthday July 31st

3. "Daddy, look - one of the gnomes actually bit me!" "How wonderful! Gnome saliva is enormously beneficial!" said Mr. Lovegood, seizing Luna's outstretched finger and examining the bleeding puncture marks. "Luna, my love, if you should feel any burgeoning talent today - perhaps an unexpected urge to sing opera or to declaim in Mermish - do not repress it! You may have been gifted by the Gernumblies!" Luna, it seems, gets her "quirky" personality from her father. What is Mr. Lovegood's first name? Xalbador Xenon Xenophon Xenophilius

4. There was the sound of pattering feet, a blaze of shining copper, an echoing clang, and a shriek of agony: Kreacher had taken a run and hit him over the head with a saucepan. "Call 'im off, call 'im off, 'e should be locked up!" he screamed, cowering as Kreacher raised the heavy-bottomed pan again. "Kreacher, no!" shouted Harry. "Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?" Who is Kreacher hitting with the pan? Answer: (First name or first and last names.)

5. During the chapter, "The Seven Potters," Harry once again finds his house full of people looking to quickly sweep him away from Number 4 Privet Drive. Six of the people in the group drink Polyjuice Potion containing Harry's hairs in order to help distract and confuse Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Once taking the potion, our favorite pranksters, Fred and George, turned to each other and said together, "Wow - we're identical!" Which of the following characters was NOT part of the group to take Harry away? Fleur Delacour Kingsley Shacklebolt Dedalus Diggle Arthur Weasley

6. "I was a fool!" he roared, "I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a - a -" "Ministry-loving, family-disowning, power-hungry moron," said Fred. He swallowed. "Yes, I was!" "Well, you can't say it fairer than that." (Fred) To whom was Fred speaking? Bill Percy Ron Lupin

7. "Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at him. "Did I mention I'm resigning?" "You're joking, Perce!" shouted Fred. Fred looked at Percy with glee. "You actually ARE joking, Perce...I don't think I've ever heard you joke!" In a show of support to his family and the Order, Percy rejoins them and battles with his (now) former employer, the latest Minster of Magic. Who is the Minister? Dolores Umbridge Rufus Scrimgeour Pius Thicknesse Cornelius Fudge

8. "How - how're we going to get in?" panted Ron. "I can - see the place - if we just had - Crookshanks again -" "Crookshanks?" wheezed Hermione, bent double, clutching her chest. "ARE YOU A WIZARD, OR WHAT?" "Oh - right - yeah -" Just as Ron had to remind Hermione of this fact in Sorcerer's Stone, so it comes back to bite him here. Why did Ron want Crookshanks? To attack Peter Pettigrew who had transformed into a rat To freeze the limbs of the Whomping Willow To tell him whether or not a dog they found was Sirius transformed To tell if an owl he had was really an owl, or a person transformed

9. Back on the platform, they were having an animated discussion about which House they would be sorted into when they finally went to Hogwarts. "If you're not in Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you," said Ron, "but no pressure." To whom was Ron speaking? Lily and Hugo Albus & James Albus & Rose Lily & Rose

10. "Don't forget to give Neville our love!" Ginny told James as she hugged him. "Mum! I can't give a professor LOVE!" "But you KNOW Neville -" James rolled his eyes. "Outside, yeah, but at school he's Professor Longbottom, isn't he? I can't just walk into class and give him LOVE!" What subject does Professor Longbottom teach? Defense Against the Dark Arts None, he's the Headmaster Transfiguration Herbology