How To Speak Southern: People

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. "Hey, I thought Newt was daid, but I saw 'em out the other night biting folks on the neck. I think he's a _______!" How would a Southerner pronounce this sentence according to Mitchell's dictionary? Vampar Vimpeer Vaaahmpaaahr Vampire

2. Willie is a Southern ________. What a Southerner would call any Southern male between 16 and 60 with an amiable disposition? Rednecker Good Ole Boy Yooper Good Dude

3. "Looky thar up ahead Earl, it's a ______roadblock". How would a Southerner pronounce this law enforcement person according to Mitchell's dictionary? Police Po-LEEse Cop PO-leece

4. Did _____ _____ come down your chimbly? How would a Southerner pronounce this jolly guy in a red suit's name according to Mitchell's dictionary? Sandy Claws Santy Claus Santa Claus Saint Nick

5. "Annie's blonde hair really ain't ____." How would a Southerner say this word according to Mitchell's dictionary? Hern Hers'in Hers Herin

6. "Good Moanin', ____." How would a Southerner pronounce this term of courtesy according to Mitchell's dictionary? Suh Sire Sir Sar

7. "The _____ put Billy Bob in the pokey." What a Southerner would call this man with a badge according to Mitchell's dictionary? Shurf Shuf Sheriff Sharf

8. "Sissy, respect your Ma and say, Thank You ____." How would a Southerner complete this term of courtesy? Madame Madam M'am Mammy

9. "Barney Fife is a ______ in Mayberry." How would a Southerner complete this sentence regarding this law enforcement person according to Mitchell's dictionary? Depatty Deputy Deppity Dipputy

10. Anyone who wasn't from one of the eleven Confederate States was called a __________. (According to Mitchell's dictionary) Damned-Yankee Carpetbagger Damyankee Yankeedandy