If I Had a Million Dollars

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1. What is the first thing the singers would buy if they had $1,000,000? A condo A wigwam An RV A house

2. What was the second thing mentioned by singers Steven Page and Ed Robertson that they would buy? Ice hockey rink Snowmobile Individually-wrapped sausages Furniture

3. What kind of automobile would they buy? Fiat Spyder Volkswagen Beetle K-car Brand new Ford Bronco, red

4. In the second verse they talk about building a tree fort. What did they say they might put in the tree fort? Stereo Swimming pool Television Refrigerator

5. Several items of clothing are mentioned in the song. Which of the following is one of those items? Gucci dress Mukluks Alligator shoes Fur coat

6. What kind of pet would they buy? Mangy moose Cuddly pet Exotic pet Show dog

7. This is where the song gets weird. What strange item do they sing about buying? Oprah Winfrey's dirty laundry Canada Michael Jackson's sequined glove John Merrick's remains

8. Another item of clothing is mentioned. What was it? Black pant suit Yellow jumper Green dress Plaid toque

9. If I had a million dollars I could buy some art. What kind of art is suggested? Picasso or a Garfunkel Macaroni art or a Bob Ross oil painting Monet or Renoir Sculpture or a mobile

10. The last thing mentioned they would buy if they had $1,000,000 is a monkey. What is the talk-back line? Haven't you always wanted a monkey? And a barrel for the monkey Maybe even a chimpanzee Eww, a monkey?