1. What is the first thing the singers would buy if they had $1,000,000? A condo A wigwam An RV A house

2. What was the second thing mentioned by singers Steven Page and Ed Robertson that they would buy? Ice hockey rink Furniture Individually-wrapped sausages Snowmobile

3. What kind of automobile would they buy? Volkswagen Beetle K-car Brand new Ford Bronco, red Fiat Spyder

4. In the second verse they talk about building a tree fort. What did they say they might put in the tree fort? Stereo Refrigerator Television Swimming pool

5. Several items of clothing are mentioned in the song. Which of the following is one of those items? Gucci dress Mukluks Alligator shoes Fur coat

6. What kind of pet would they buy? Cuddly pet Mangy moose Show dog Exotic pet

7. This is where the song gets weird. What strange item do they sing about buying? Canada Oprah Winfrey's dirty laundry John Merrick's remains Michael Jackson's sequined glove

8. Another item of clothing is mentioned. What was it? Green dress Plaid toque Yellow jumper Black pant suit

9. If I had a million dollars I could buy some art. What kind of art is suggested? Monet or Renoir Picasso or a Garfunkel Macaroni art or a Bob Ross oil painting Sculpture or a mobile

10. The last thing mentioned they would buy if they had $1,000,000 is a monkey. What is the talk-back line? Haven't you always wanted a monkey? And a barrel for the monkey Maybe even a chimpanzee Eww, a monkey?