Woody Allen Quotes

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1. 'May I interject one statement at this juncture? And I don't mean to be didactic or facetious in any way...' Mighty Aphrodite Broadway Danny Rose Zelig What's New, Pussycat?

2. 'We should have gotten steaks. They don't have legs. They don't run around.' Annie Hall Antz Sleeper What's Up, Tiger Lily?

3. 'I should have been a pair of ragged claws...scuttling across the floors...of silent seas.' Shadows and Fog Love and Death Play It Again, Sam A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy

4. 'I object, your honor. This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.' Take the Money and Run Small Time Crooks Crimes and Misdemeanors Bananas

5. 'I wrote a short story about my mother called 'The Castrating Zionist,' and I'm thinking about expanding it into a novel.' New York Stories Manhattan Deconstructing Harry Husbands and Wives

6. 'An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a nose for a nose. I don't know what that means, but it sounds brilliant.' Love and Death Manhattan Murder Mystery Sleeper Zelig

7. 'To the gentleman whose appendix I took out, I don't know what to say. If it's any consolation, I may still have it somewhere around the house.' Take the Money and Run Zelig The Front Casino Royale

8. 'I got off on the wrong foot with my people.' Everyone Says I Love You Antz Hannah and Her Sisters Radio Days

9. 'A strange man defecated on my sister.' Play It Again, Sam Stardust Memories Crimes and Misdemeanors Hannah and Her Sisters

10. 'I fell on my bells.' What's New, Pussycat? Broadway Danny Rose Manhattan Murder Mystery Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex...