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1. The Enquirer will pay you for each photo you get of these celebrities. Your first target started his career by winning the Stand-up Comedy portion of Star Search in 1984. More recently he gained fame playing the brother of the title character on a long running sitcom set in New York. Which star is this and how much did you get paid? Brad Garret pays $5,000 Jason Alexander pays $5,500 Ray Romano pays $7,500 Drew Carey pays $6,000

2. The next celebrity you shoot played the friend of the title character on a top rated sitcom that prided itself on being a show about nothing with catch phrases, like “yada, yada, yada." More recently he has been featured in Brad Paisley's music videos "Celebrity" and "Online". Who is this star and how much did you make? Tim Allen pays $7,500 Jerry Seinfeld pays $8,000 Jason Alexander pays $5,500 Michael Richards pays $5,000

3. This next actress made her debut in the movie "American Pie" and has been seen on TV on "That 70’s Show" as well as "Dancing With The Stars" where Derek Hough was her partner. Which star do you get a picture of this time and how much is it worth? Mila Kunis pays $4,500 Alyson Hannigan pays $5,000 Shannon Elizabeth pays $7,000 Laura Prepon pays $5,500

4. Your next target is an award winning actor of both film and TV with an extensive career in both. From 2006 to 2008 he played a shark of a defense attorney turned prosecutor on TV. His favorite role was in Sergio Leone’s gangster movie “Once Upon a Time in America”. Who is your next victim and how much was he worth? Sam Simon pays $8,000 Robert De Niro pays $15,000 James Woods pays $12,000 Gabe Kaplan pays $10,000

5. So far your work as a member of the Paparazzi has been very lucrative. Your next mark was a stand-up comedian before hitting it big on TV in a sitcom based on his stand-up material. This sitcom would launch the career of one of Hollywood’s biggest movie stars who played a supporting role on the show as one of the Sweathogs. Who is this comedian turned TV star and what is his photo worth? Gabe Kaplan pays $10,000 John Travolta pays $12,500 Tim Allen pays $8,500 Bill Cosby pays $9,000

6. Your next target is the frontman and songwriter for a Grammy nominated, hard rock band from Lawrence, Massachusetts. Among their songs to be nominated for a Grammy were “Vampires” off the album “Awake” and “I Stand Alone” off the album “Faceless”. Who is this singer and what price is on his head? Axl Rose pays $12,000 Eddie Vedder pays $14,000 Layne Staley pays $11,500 Sully Erna pays $13,000

7. The next celebrity on your hit list had an extensive TV and movie career before he shot to superstardom playing a super hero. He solidified his new status by playing the jockey who rode Seabiscuit in his next film and has now become a bankable Hollywood star. Who is this superstar and what do you make for his picture? Ben Affleck pays $15,000 Tobey Maguire pays $17,000 Matt Damon pays $12,000 Christian Bale pays $16,000

8. This next celebrity is an Oscar winning actor but he did not win for his acting. He won his Oscar for Best Original Screen Play, which he wrote with his childhood buddy. He was engaged to one famous Jennifer before eventually marrying another famous Jennifer. Who is this superstar and what is he worth to you? Matt Damon pays $12,000 Ben Affleck pays $15,000 Ryan Reynolds pays $14,000 Casey Affleck pays $11,000

9. Your next target was once married to Tom Cruise. She is a star of both TV and film, with numerous movies and shows to her credit. Her most famous role probably came in the 1987 movie “Someone to Watch Over Me” in which she co-starred with Tom Berenger. Who is this ex-wife of Tom Cruise and how much is her picture worth? Jennifer Tilly pays $10,000 Nicole Kidman pays $9,000 Mimi Rogers pays $8,000 Penelope Cruz pays $7,000

10. Your next celebrity is the third stand-up comedian to be a target for you. He was the star of his own sitcom based on his stand-up about his New York family that really loved him. He also hit it big in animated films as the voice of Manny. Who is this New Yorker and how much did the “hit” on him pay? Brad Garret pays $5,000 Bill Cosby pays $10,500 Kevin James pays $8,500 Ray Romano pays $7,500

11. Your next victim is a well known American television producer. He is most famous for being one of the original developers of “The Simpsons,” the longest running animated series on prime time TV. He was married to Jennifer Tilly for seven years before they split in 1991. Who is this man responsible for letting "The Simpsons" loose into the American culture and what is his scalp worth? Matt Groening pays $9,000 Sam Simon pays $8,000 Phil Laak pays $7,000 James L. Brooks pays $6,000

12. Although this next actor is a former child star who had quite the career in commercials and TV shows, he is probably most well known as the son of his father who hit it big playing the father of a very big TV family, eight to be precise. Who is this former child star and how much is he worth to you? Fred Savage pays $6,000 Gary Coleman pays $5,000 Vince Van Patten pays $4,500 Ben Savage pays $5,500

13. Your next target won an Oscar for Best Original Screen Play along with his childhood friend. He was also nominated for a Best Actor Oscar for the same film. He has since proven himself to be a superstar by playing a government assassin who lost his memory and must fight to stay alive in a trilogy of action movies. Who was bourne to be this Hollywood leading man and what is the price on his head? Matt Damon pays $12,000 Daniel Craig pays $11,000 Ben Affleck pays $15,000 Val Kilmer pays $14,000

14. Your final victim had her breakout role written especially for her in a movie where she co-starred with Jeff and Beau Bridges and Michelle Pfeiffer in 1989. She went on to be nominated for a Best Supporting Actress Oscar in 1994 for her role in a Woody Allen film. Who is this bombshell and how much is her picture worth? Jennifer Harmon pays $9,000 Meg Tilly pays $8,500 Jennifer Tilly pays $7,500 Shannon Elizabeth pays $7,000

15. Your mission is over and you take your pictures to the National Enquirer. How much do they pay you for the pictures you took? (Add up the price on each of the answers to get a total.) $135,500 $115,000 $122,500 $132,000