Do you speak Texan?

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. If a Texan describes something or someone as "catty whompus", he means it is which of the following? snide, insulting pounding or beating a loud racket something that doesn't fit properly or is out of line

2. When a Texan says she is "fixin' to", what does it mean she is doing? fixing up attaching to mixing up getting ready to do something

3. The Texan expression "lit out" means which of the following in English? turned out the lights took off, started out no literature in the library put out a cigarette

4. If a Texan is talking about a "Norther", he is referring to which of the following? a yankee an other a damned yankee a storm or cold front that comes down from the north

5. When a Texan says "Nu-uh", what is she saying in English? yes grandma an other no

6. If a Texan describes someone as "ridin' high", how is she describing him in regular English? wearing his pants too high driving a fancy car walking like he's in pain doing well or all right

7. When a Texan describes someone or something as "rode hard and put up wet", he is saying that person or object is what? broken, inoperable someone who looks the worse for wear dirty shrunken

8. If you hear a Texan say "Ah'mo", you can translate it to mean which of the following? ammunition I am going to my mother my mother-in-law

9. If you hear a Texan referring to "Chester drawers", you can safely conclude she is talking about which of the following? that piece of furniture you keep your socks in a famous football coach in Texas a famous governor of Texas a play in Texas Hold'em poker

10. A Texan who uses the word "tump" means which of the following in English? clean out the septic tank cough to spill or dump drum sound