"Monty Python" Geniuses

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. (HG) What is the capital of Assyria? What a silly question! Who cares? I don't know! How would I know?

2. (M) He was never a member of Monty Python but he did help write a lot of their songs, together with Eric Idle and he also had a few minor roles in their films. Who am I talking about? Derek McInnes Ian MacNaughton Ross McGinley Neil Innes

3. (HG) How big is the killer rabbit's vicious streak? a mile bloody huge! ten miles massive

4. (LOB) Who was the father of Brian of Nazareth? Naughtius Maximus Sillius Soddus Biggus Dickus Mr. Cohen

5. (LOB)What type of plant is 'miraculously' growing near to the hole of the hermit? Juniper bush Wild berries Fig tree Gooseberry bush

6. (HG) Who played Sir Lancelot's faithful servant, Concorde? Michael Palin Terry Gilliam Terry Jones Eric Idle

7. (M) what is the name of the actress that starred in Flying Circus and was at one point married to John Cleese? Answer: (Two Words)

8. (M) who was responsible for the somewhat insane animations and drawings throughout all the Python films and sketches? Answer: (Two Words)

9. (HG) What is the number that must be counted before thou mayst throw the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? Answer: (One Word or Number)

10. (MOL) What was at first thought to have stolen the lieutenant's leg in the Zulu War sketch? A virus A mosquito A tiger A lion

11. (M) Which member of Monty Python was homosexual? Eric Idle Michael Palin Terry Jones Graham Chapman

12. (FC) In which Yorkshire town did the local women's guild re-enact the Battle of Pearl Harbour? Answer: (One Word)

13. (FC) Which Monty Python character was terrorised by a giant hedgehog? Doug Piranha Dinsdale Piranha Stig O'Tracy Harry 'Snapper' Organs

14. (HG) In the opening credits to the film, the first people responsible for their making had an obsession with the 'majestic' moose, which type of animal did the final set of opening credits mention continuously? Answer: (One Word)

15. (HG) Complete the line: "There are some who call me _______?" Edwin? Richard? Tim? Robert?

16. (FC) How would you defend yourself from a vicious thug wielding a banana? Release the tiger Shoot him Drop a 16 ton weight on him With a pointed stick

17. (FC) What was the result of the National Hide and Seek championships? Answer: (One Word)

18. (FC) Complete the line: "Ja! In Bavaria, where the sheep seldom wear ________?" Boots Welshmen Hats Sunglasses

19. (LOB) Complete the line: 'Crucifixion? Good, one cross each, out the door, line on the _________.' Left Road Right Wall

20. (FC) What happened to the last piece of cheese in the cheese shop? It ran away Just been sold The cat ate it I had it for lunch with a pickled tomato

21. (LOB) What type of fish got Old Mathias in trouble? Salmon Halibut Cod Haddock

22. (FC) 'This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle or you can ________.' Hold it in your hand Throw it away 'cos it damned silly Stick it up your bum Beat the Abo's with it

23. (FC) What is rule six at the University of Woolomoloo? No beating the Abo's if there's anybody watching No poofters! There is no rule six Compulsory drinking after lights out

24. (FC) In the Dead Parrot sketch, what is the real job of the man in the train station? Brain surgeon Lawyer Bus conductor Sewage worker

25. (M) What is Eric Idle's nickname? Answer: (One word)