1. (HG) What is the capital of Assyria? Who cares? I don't know! How would I know? What a silly question!

2. (M) He was never a member of Monty Python but he did help write a lot of their songs, together with Eric Idle and he also had a few minor roles in their films. Who am I talking about? Neil Innes Ross McGinley Derek McInnes Ian MacNaughton

3. (HG) How big is the killer rabbit's vicious streak? massive ten miles a mile bloody huge!

4. (LOB) Who was the father of Brian of Nazareth? Mr. Cohen Biggus Dickus Naughtius Maximus Sillius Soddus

5. (LOB)What type of plant is 'miraculously' growing near to the hole of the hermit? Fig tree Gooseberry bush Wild berries Juniper bush

6. (HG) Who played Sir Lancelot's faithful servant, Concorde? Terry Gilliam Michael Palin Eric Idle Terry Jones

7. (M) what is the name of the actress that starred in Flying Circus and was at one point married to John Cleese? Answer: (Two Words)

8. (M) who was responsible for the somewhat insane animations and drawings throughout all the Python films and sketches? Answer: (Two Words)

9. (HG) What is the number that must be counted before thou mayst throw the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? Answer: (One Word or Number)

10. (MOL) What was at first thought to have stolen the lieutenant's leg in the Zulu War sketch? A lion A virus A mosquito A tiger

11. (M) Which member of Monty Python was homosexual? Michael Palin Eric Idle Graham Chapman Terry Jones

12. (FC) In which Yorkshire town did the local women's guild re-enact the Battle of Pearl Harbour? Answer: (One Word)

13. (FC) Which Monty Python character was terrorised by a giant hedgehog? Doug Piranha Dinsdale Piranha Stig O'Tracy Harry 'Snapper' Organs

14. (HG) In the opening credits to the film, the first people responsible for their making had an obsession with the 'majestic' moose, which type of animal did the final set of opening credits mention continuously? Answer: (One Word)

15. (HG) Complete the line: "There are some who call me _______?" Richard? Tim? Robert? Edwin?

16. (FC) How would you defend yourself from a vicious thug wielding a banana? Release the tiger Shoot him Drop a 16 ton weight on him With a pointed stick

17. (FC) What was the result of the National Hide and Seek championships? Answer: (One Word)

18. (FC) Complete the line: "Ja! In Bavaria, where the sheep seldom wear ________?" Sunglasses Hats Boots Welshmen

19. (LOB) Complete the line: 'Crucifixion? Good, one cross each, out the door, line on the _________.' Right Wall Road Left

20. (FC) What happened to the last piece of cheese in the cheese shop? Just been sold It ran away I had it for lunch with a pickled tomato The cat ate it

21. (LOB) What type of fish got Old Mathias in trouble? Halibut Cod Salmon Haddock

22. (FC) 'This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle or you can ________.' Beat the Abo's with it Stick it up your bum Hold it in your hand Throw it away 'cos it damned silly

23. (FC) What is rule six at the University of Woolomoloo? There is no rule six Compulsory drinking after lights out No poofters! No beating the Abo's if there's anybody watching

24. (FC) In the Dead Parrot sketch, what is the real job of the man in the train station? Bus conductor Sewage worker Lawyer Brain surgeon

25. (M) What is Eric Idle's nickname? Answer: (One word)