Conspiracy Theories According to "NewsRadio's" Joe

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. According to Joe, the donation of which organ has been stymied due to a likely conspiracy? Liver Pancreas Kidney Gallbladder

2. According to Joe, where is the government hiding alien bodies? Area 52 Area 50 Area 51 The Pentagon

3. According to Joe, which institution is "a spawning ground for the mind slaves of the secret ruling elite?" The Ohio State University Stanford Harvard The Girl Scouts of America

4. According to Joe, what, unlike duct tape, is not waterproof? Plastic Steel Glass Water

5. According to Joe, technology, no matter how far it advances, is just a bunch of wires connected to other wires. True False

6. According to Joe, who should not be allowed to use technology? Women Mindless drones Matthew Aliens

7. According to Joe, all federal judges belong to an obscure sect of what? Mormons Freemasons Environmentalists Podiatrists

8. According to Joe, how might Johnny Johnson have gotten enough money to buy Lisa Miller a ring? freelance photography sales of his memiors legendary hobo gold amateur boxing

9. According to Joe, taking something off of the internet is like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool? True False

10. Throughout the series, it is never completely established whether or not Joe actually went to college until the final season, where he finally admits to going to college and explains that his degree path was in what challenging major? Electrical Engineering Applied Mathematics Nuclear Physics Interior Design