Pearls of Wisdom from "The Golden Girls"

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1. "When somebody tries to murder his cereal, he should see a psychiatrist!" Which dim-witted character said this? Rose Dorothy Blanche Sophia

2. Dorothy's mother, Sophia, said the following words to her: "Jealousy is a very ugly thing Dorothy...and so are you in anything backless." True False

3. "You bring your little wife with you, or did you make her stay home and clean out her toy box?" To whose ex-husband did Sophia direct this question? Rose's Dorothy's Blanche's Her own

4. Rose: "But I'm really no good at listening to people's problems." Dorothy: "Rose, you're a grief counsellor. It's what you do." Rose: "I know, but I have the highest ___ rate in the office!" What word belongs in the blank? Success Relapse Failure Suicide

5. "Stanley, you truly are one chromosome away from being a ___." Which of the following vegetables belongs in the blank? Tomato Potato Beetroot Turnip

6. "In 1938, you could tell if someone was from St. Olaf. They were illiterate and they had teeth that looked like Indian corn!" Which "Golden Girl", who was from St. Olaf herself, said this when telling one of her stories? Sophia Dorothy Rose Blanche

7. "I passed a kidney stone once that was less painful than this." What was Rose doing that caused Sophia to say this? Singing Trying to put up a shelf Telling one of her stories Giving Sophia a massage

8. "Find out what pills they gave her and ask for a doggie bag." Where did Rose say she had visited which promoted Sophia to come out with this quotation? Heaven Candy Cane mountain Burt Reynolds island Atlantis

9. "I start off slow. I'm cagey, like a panther. But when the time is right, I pounce! The crowd is on its feet. 'Sophia! Sophia!'" What charity event, (which she also participated in), was Sophia describing here? Hoverthon Walkathon Mud wrestling Pie eating contest

10. "What'd she think? You were a boring dresser?" A surprised Blanche said these words on meeting Frank, a man Dorothy was smitten with. But why exactly was she so surprised? He was an Elvis impersonator He was really a woman He was a priest He was a nudist