Secret of Monkey Island Insults

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. My handkerchief will wipe up your blood? It will not work, you will be drowned in the flood So you got that job as janitor, after all. You make me think somebody already did I hope now you have learned to stop picking your nose

2. My tongue is sharper then any sword? I would be in real trouble if you ever used it Even BEFORE they smell your breath? First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster Why, did you want to borrow one?

3. Every word you say to me is stupid? Yeah, but you are even stupider than my words That's a comeback, not an insult I wanted to make sure you would feel comfortable with me Oh yeah?

4. I have spoken with apes more polite then you? I am glad to hear you attended your family reunion Yeah, when you were talking to yourself in the mirror. Yeah, but you are even stupider than my words. That's from MI4! I thought this was a MI1 Quiz!

5. You run that fast? That's a comeback, not an insult! If your brothers like you, better to marry a pig Why are you asking me? You should get ready to flee! Now I know what filth and stupidity really are

6. Let's try it this way. I'll give you the comeback, you tell me an insult. (Against the swordmaster.) And I have got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? My tongue is sharper then any sword. I will stick this sword down your throat! This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! I have got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.

7. (SM=Swordmaster)Even BEFORE they smell your breath? There are no clever moves that can help you now. This insult is the insult of them all! People fall at my feet when they see me coming. My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!

8. (SM)How appropriate. You fight like a cow. I've never met such a coward! I will milk every drop of blood from your body! You fight like a dairy farmer! I'm surprised you've never gazed at your wife!

9. Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? You are a pain in the butt, sir! You are a pain in the backside, sir! You are a pain in the bottom, sir! You are a pain in the tush, sir!

10. Yes there are. You just never learned them? There are no other moves that can help you now. There are no moves that can help you now. There are no clever moves that can help you now. There are no smart moves that can help you now.