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1. To battle the Killer Rabbit of the Cave of Caerbannog, what did Arthur tell Brother Maynard to use? A Fricasse-Matic The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch The Prayer Of Hassenpfeffer Ronco's Rabbit Renderer

2. What did the French Taunter call Arthur's mother? an empty-headed animal food trough wiper a rabbit an English pig-dog a hamster

3. At the Castle Anthrax, Galahad met Zoot, who had a twin sister. What was this twin's name? Rabbit Midget Crapper Dingo

4. When villagers brought an accused witch to Bedevere for judgement, he led the villagers through a series of questions, to determine if the woman was indeed a witch. Which of these items did the villagers NOT suggest, when asked what floated on water? Very small rocks Rabbits Churches Cherries

5. Prince Herbert's father invited Herbert to look out of the tower window, telling him, "One day, lad, all this will be yours!" What was Herbert's response? "What, the curtains?" "That makes me want to.. to... SING!" "You mean the swamp?" "But I wanted a rabbit."

6. When Arthur encountered the Knights Who Say "Ni!", the Head Knight told Arthur that they were the keepers of the sacred words. Which of these is NOT one of the sacred words? Ni Neee-wom Peng Rabbit

7. In an attempt to sneak into the French castle, Bedevere came up with a plan to build a huge, wooden decoy, to hide inside. What animal did they build the decoy to resemble? badger horse rabbit weasel

8. Just before they reached Camelot, Bedevere was concluding a scientific explanation to Arthur. What did Bedevere claim the earth was shaped like? duck rabbit banana grail

9. After the Knights decided to each go off separately in search of the Grail, Robin initially headed north, through what forest? The Furry Forest of Rabbitshire The Light Forest of Sherwood The Dark Forest of Ewing The Lexmore Forest of Foreboding

10. What ate Brother Maynard in the Cave of Caerbannog? The Black Rabbit of Caerbannog The Black Beast of Aaauuugh The Black Rodent of Anthrax The Black Churchmouse of Islington