1. We were finally on our way to Blood Island, when Captain Rottingham came and stole the map. Where was Wally when you need him! What was different about insult-swordfighting at sea? Nothing It all had to rhyme, yes, all the time It had to have relevence to the sea You did it in pairs

2. I had to gain experience first, and so I challenged all the other fearsome, and not so fearsome, pirates in the area. Each time I won, I would take their booty, and go back and upgrade my cannons- what the third level of cannon I could get? The Ouchmaster Holemaker Deluxe Bucceneers Buddy Paingiver 2000

3. Once I felt confident enough, I challenged Rottingham and won! Finally we arrived at Blood Island and, after curing him of his hangover, thanks to some medicine I made, spoke to the bartender, the last of the Goodsoups- What was his first name? Gregory Gordon Griswold Wonton

4. He told me about his aunt's tomb and his family history and stuff like that. I ordered a drink, and mixed it with the hangover medicine I had left- It was meant to cause extreme extreme extreme extreme etc. drowsiness, and Goodsoup and the Gravedigger thought I was dead, burying me in the graveyard crypt, when I wanted to be in his Aunt's tomb! There I met Stan again, still in his coffin from the last adventure- what was his new business venture? Used ships Barber shop Used coffins Life insurance

5. I went back to Goodsoup and asked why I wasn't buried in his Aunt's tomb. hmmmm... I had to be a Goodsoup- I went upstairs and found a skeleton with a book- the Goodsoup family history! Anyway, I convinced Goodsoup that I was part of the family- what did I do then? 'Die' again Play a quiz at www.funtrivia.com Have a cup of tea Play croquet with Largo LaGrande

6. I met a ghost named Minnie Stronie Goodsoup- it seems she was going to marry a pirate name LeChuck(gulp), but he pryed the diamond off her wedding ring and sold it, and she died of a broken heart. But there was someone else she fancied- who? Stan The skeleton that had the book Haggis Macgyver

7. Thanks to me, they were reunited, and I got the engagement band. After giving Stan the death certificate, he gave me a lot of money. After that, I went to the beach and spoke to the Flying what? Scotsman Welshman Aussie Yankee

8. What did he need me to provide for him to take me to Skull Island (the place where Goodsoup said the diamond was)? A compass A rowboat A nifty little sailor's hat A couple of oars

9. When we got to Skull Island I immediantly noticed the head actually looked like a giant? Duck Swan Goose Monkey

10. There I found King Andre- and he had the diamond! To get the diamond, I needed an AWFUL LOT of money, and I only had a LOT. What game did I have to beat him at to win the diamond? Poker Black-jack Twister Guess Who?

11. Naturally I won, and all I needed to do then was to get the blasted ring off Elaine- Hey, that hand lotion of Haggis's would do the trick, but he wouldn't give it to him unless I found something as a replacement to tar, to fix the ship. The key was the Volcano- what was unusual about the volcano? It was allergic to cheese It loved cheese It had never erupted It was lactose intolerant

12. I got some cheese and gave it to the volcano. It erupted and a river of lava flowed down under the barbeque outside of the hotel, where I also had some cheese; the cheese melted, and there you have it! Tar, or as good as! I quickly switched it for the lotion and put some on Elaine's finger and she was free! Everything was going to be fine(as LeChuck's undead army surrounded me)-gulp- just fine. Where did they take us? Dinky Island Monkey Island Plunder Island Skull Island

13. Oh boy- I was taken to LeChuck and had the longest conversation ever, which revealed major plot-points and such, but I'm not gonna even start explaining what it was all about. Anyway, you should have played the game, and so you'd know(I'm hoping you have)! Anyway, I was back at the Carnival, Christened Carnival of-? The dead Life Happiness The damned

14. Anyway, he turned me into a kid again, left, and I made another of my hangover remedys with the help of a snowcone and after eating it found myself on the roller coaster, cruising past various scenes in the history of Monkey Island- which of these scenes wasn't represented? The one with Captain Marley's crew When I first got to Monkey Island The one with me in the deathtrap The construction of the carnival

15. Thanks to some explosives and some pepper I killed LeChuck! what did I blow up in order to do so? The whole carnival A giant gorilla Him A giant snow monkey