Limericks Around the State of Wisconsin

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1. There once was a boy from Dallas Who dreamed of going to West Allis He flew in to a city That isn't itty-bitty To where did he fly in via kalous? (A kalous is an owl, for that matter.) Kenosha Waukesha Milwaukee Racine

2. I have always had an affinity For something that measures Infinity So in my defense It only makes sense To go to where that is part of a trinity? (Of buildings, that is!) Cave of the Mounds Mammoth Caves The House on the Rock The Big Muskie Museum

3. There are many tales of giant fish The "one that got away"; they wish! Here is a tale That will never grow stale What is the fish never made to a dish? The Giant Sturgeon The Big Muskie The Largest Smallmouth Bass The Smallest Largemouth Bass

4. The next place is to the Valley of the Elves Where they often keep to themselves It's named after a country And very nice and sundry But where might you go for some time to yourselves? Giant Spain Tiny Sweden Little Norway Large France

5. This next place is really rather famous And only barely a bit dangerous It's a place to be wet And is time well met He's also a Bible man quite wondrous. What's the name of the famous park, if you don't mind? Moses' Red Sea Solomon's Wise Water Peter's Wild Wet Noah's Ark

6. As I was headed down to Baraboo I met a man hauling caribou I told him, "To the circus!" But he thought it ludicrous And said, "I don't know which one! Adieu!" Which circus museum do I want to go to? Circus Universe Circus Planet Circus Galaxy Circus World

7. I know a great place Where there's no need to race With a constant temperature It's a great adventure But where to go to mine for gems like an ace? Cave of the Mounds Gem Finders Mammoth Caves Cave of the Gems

8. World War II saw rise of the Duck Just not the ones that run amok Now they're a tour And are found while at moor Where do you find ducks that don't cluck? (That's not to say that any of them do, but it's the principle of the thing, really.) Rome Wisconsin Dells Madison Eagle River

9. Many things can make a museum For example, the Coliseum But don't tell me air Is unimportant to bear And where do we find EAA museum? Lake Geneva Eau Claire Oshkosh Fond du Lac

10. But finally, we cannot go Without one last thing to show Have a great night Be sure to sleep tight But tell me what city meant when we say, "Go Pack Go!" Milwaukee Madison Green Bay Appleton