Weird Al Yankovic" 'Albuquerque'

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1. In the beginning of the song, Al lived in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from where? Wal-Mart Floyd's Barber Shop Skip's Ice Cream Parlor Jerry's Bait Shop

2. How does Al end up getting to Albuquerque? He jumps on a train He hitch-hikes there He wins a contest He steals a bus

3. Al took his lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark what to Albuquerque with him? Beach Ball Baseball Velvet Pants Snorkel

4. What was the in-flight movie on the way to Albuquerque? The Brady Bunch Movie Star Wars Biodome Feivel Goes West

5. Al was not happy because the stewardess ran out of what on the plane? Dr. Pepper and Salted Peanuts Dr. Pepper and Potato Chips Coke and Salted Peanuts Sprite and Gummi Bears

6. The towels at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn are 'Oh so ______!' Comfy Poofy Fluffy Soft

7. What does the air in Albuquerque smell like? Warm root beer Bug Spray Coffee French Fries

8. Anyone on the streets of Albuquerque will gladly shave your back for what? A quarter A dime A nickel A dollar

9. The guy who stole Al's snorkel had how many nostrils? None Two One Three

10. Al decided to get some donuts in Albuquerque. What did he end up getting instead? A box of smelly socks A box of one dozen rabid rodents A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels A box of one dozen snails

11. In Albuquerque, Al fell in love with a woman named Zelda. What did Al say her hair was the color of? Strained Peaches Runny Mashed Potatoes Burnt Meatloaf Steamed Carrots

12. What did Al and Zelda name their children? Marty and Nathaniel Nathaniel and Al Junior Nathaniel and Super Fly Al Junior and Super Fly

13. After Al and Zelda broke up, Al got a part-time job working where? The Sizzler Good Burger McDonald's Steak n Shake

14. What was Marty's nickname after Al cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw? Torso Boy Quadriplegic Man Torso Man He didn't have a nickname

15. The point of the entire song is that Al REALLY hates what? Sauerkraut Lima Beans Spinach Brussels Sprouts