Woody Allen Quotes

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1. 'I'm just worried because I never had a relationship with a woman that lasted as long as the one between Hitler and Eva Braun.' Annie Hall Manhattan Play it Again Sam Love and Death

2. 'It's a year since we last had sex, a year on April 20th. I remember the date because it was Hitler's birthday.' Annie Hall Crimes and Misdemeanours. August Radio Days

3. 'Here he is, direct from the Wailing Wall.' Deconstructing Harry Bullets Over Broadway Mighty Aphrodite Sweet and Low Down

4. 'I can't enjoy something unless everyone enjoys it. If there's some guy starving somewhere it puts a crimp in my evening.' Annie Hall Interiors Manhatten Stardust Memories

5. 'Idea for a farce: a poor loser covers the story of a great man and in doing so learns true values.' A fantastic performance in which film? Radio Days Husbands and Wives Crimes and Misdemeanours Mighty Aphrodite

6. 'Oh, I don't know which ex-husband! The one with the mustache!' Bullets Over Broadway Radio Days Mighty Aphrodite Celebrity

7. 'Why didn't I see it coming? Me, who had the foresight to buy Polaroid at eight and a half?' Love and Death Take The Money and Run Zelig Play it Again Sam

8. 'How do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.' Crimes and Misdemeanours Hannah and her Sisters Stardust Memories Bullets Over Broadway

9. 'I live in the real world. You live in the kingdom of heaven.' Zelig Hannah and her Sisters Crimes and Misdemeanours Love and Death

10. 'You're so beautiful I can hardly keep my eyes on the meter.' Radio Days Annie Hall Hannah and her Sisters Manhattan