A Christmas Story

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. Ralphie Parker and his family lived on what street? Cleveland Street Seasame Street Main Street State Street

2. Early in the movie, Ralph's dad was griping about the fact that the Chicago White Sox traded this baseball player? Bullfrog Sparky Jonesy Frank Thomas

3. Who did the Sox receive in the transaction? One-Legged McGrew David Wells Blind Willie Jenkins Four-Eyed Schottenhauffen

4. What was the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse? Edgar Victor Louis Mister Ed

5. In the newspaper, Ralphie's dad mentions that some clod-hopper down in Griffin, Indiana did what? Got his tongue stuck on a flagpole Won a leg lamp Couldn't put his arms down Swallowed a yo-yo

6. What department store was traditionally the 'high-water mark' of the holiday season? Wal-Mart Circus World K-Mart Higbees

7. Ralphie wanted a Red Rider B.B. Gun. Where did he tell his mom that Flick saw some grizzly bears? Wal-Mart Polaski's Candy Store The Army-Navy Surplus Shop At the Zoo

8. Trying to 're-build the dike', Ralphie says he wanted this toy instead of a B.B. gun. What toy? A football A zeppelin Tinker Toys A pink bunny Suit

9. What was Ralphie's favorite radio program? Amos and Andy The Shadow Little Orphan Annie The Green Hornet

10. What did Flick say he was going to get his dad for Christmas? A money clip A handkerchief with a monogram that reads, 'Let's Boogie.' A clothespin fashioned in the shape of Harry S. Truman The old squirting flower gag

11. At first, Ralphie's dad thought that his major award might be this? Hot pants The deed to a bowling alley Marilyn Monroe's evil twin sister Ruby A new furnace

12. What was the last name of Ralphie's grade school teacher? Shields Tuffs Taylor Bunny Lebowski

13. According to Ralphie, what was his 'personal preference' when it came to tasting soap? Lux Lifebuoy Palmolive Dial

14. After gathering the 'sad remains' of his broken major award, Ralphie's dad could only muster these few words? Not a finger! O no! My broken gam! It could only happen to me!

15. And finally... Name the imaginary villian who headed a gang of robbers who were pestering the Parker clan? Answer: (A color and a name. Do you really need a hint?)