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"Helping others is never more beneficial than when it's in your own self-interest."
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2.
"A fat man, trying to squeeze through a narrow chimney, and I taunt him with Oreos and whole milk" |
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3.
"Ally, you killed the inflatable man!"
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4.
"Oh, I'm trying to catch that damn baby. He keeps runnin' around my room!"
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5.
"We miss you with every opportunity, Elaine. Kidding. Bygones. Go away."
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6.
"Men love to be thought of as funny... except when they're in bed." |
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7.
"What I don't understand -- men see this knockout babe, assume she's stupid, and get turned on. Do men really get aroused by stupidity?" |
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8.
"I just never figured you could meet the person of your dreams at age 8." |
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"She's two-thirds of a Rice Krispie Treat. She's already snapped, and crackled, and she's ready for the final pop."
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"Right. People call you Sub-Zero to be facetious. Compaired to you, the Titanic struck heat." |
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11.
"They say it's all in the attitude, and mine has changed. This time it's going to last...maybe even a week." |
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"Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a fourth...you'll be thinking forever!"
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13.
Who said this and who are they saying it to. "Did you fiddle with my wife's wattle?"
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14.
Who is having this conversation. "This is not normal therapy."
"You're not a normal person." |
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"I like being a mess. It's who I am."
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