1. Ancient and venerable Eastern religion which numbers Apu among its multitudinous adherents. Buddhist Jain Hindu Sikh

2. What sacrilegious act does Homer commit in Apu's presence at the Kwik-E Mart? Touches a harijan Eats a hamburger Offers Ganesh a peanut Slaughters a cow

3. Apu's response when Sideshow Bob, disguised as Krusty, holds up the Kwik-E Mart: "By the bountiful body of Ganesh, what is this?" "...I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know." "Oh, sir, such a thing has never been done." "But sir, you are the benevolent clown much beloved by the youngsters who think my store is a lending library."

4. In the song, "Who needs the Kwik-E mart," for what does Apu apologize to Homer? "Ancient hot dogs." "Salmonella" "Botulism" Overworking him

5. Apu's wife's name: Indira Margaret Snehalata Manjula

6. Why does Apu love the United States? Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman and their "dead eyes." He has the freedom to say, think and charge whatever he wants. Chicken tikka is "surprisingly plentiful." No one cares about his caste; no border disputes with Pakistan.

7. Important member of the "B Sharps": Apu Du Beaumarchais Apu Jones Fred Nahasapeemapetilon Apu du Plessix de Richelieu

8. Apu's memorable words after making an all-syrup Squishee for Bart and Milhouse. "Kwik-E Mart assumes no responsibility for the consequences, sir." "If you survive, please come again" "Surprisingly expensive." "Ganesh will protect you."

9. In a rare moment of idiot savant brilliance, Homer amazes and one-ups Apu with his incisive understanding of this Hindu concept. Pappadam Reincarnation Karma Satyagraha

10. When Apu's mother visits from India, this character is coerced into pretending to be Apu's wife. Selma Mrs. Krabapple Patty Marge