I'm Gonna Hire A Wino

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1. Which artist recorded "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home"? Lefty Frizzell Rodney Crowell Garth Brooks David Frizzell

2. After they tear out all the carpet, what are they going to put on the floor? Tile Sawdust Rubber mats Wooden Planks

3. What do they have to take out to put the bar in? Desk Kitchen Table Dining Room Table Coffee Table

4. Fill in the Blank: The ______ Bear says it's closing time. Hamm's Miller's Bud's Coors'

5. What types of food will be served? Spam and peanut butter Chips and dip Hard-boiled eggs and pretzels Peanuts and popcorn

6. What will be kept on hand so they can prove they are men? Soft aluminum cans Dart board Love testing machine Pool table

7. According to the lyrics in "I'm Gonna Hire A Wino", where will the neon sign point to? the exit The bathroom the pool table the cooler

8. Fill in the blank: Instead of family quarrels, we'll have a barroom _____? Answer: (One Word)

9. What is playing on the TV above the bar? Wrestling Monday Night Football Boxing Designing Women

10. Finish the line: "You can slap my bottom everytime you tell a joke, just as long as you keep tipping, I'll laugh until you're _________"? Crying Drunk Broke Passed out