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"Mune-Turtle" comes from the Latin "menie", meaning 'Super Awesome', and "turtili ageis dramur exponente major" meaning 'turtle with large genitalia'. The mune-turtle is an odd creature, characterized by its slightly gray mane and its regularity in bowel movements. Only once has a mune-turtle been captured and sucessfully lived in captivity. They are recluse to other, nerdy animals including snakes, bats, pandas, and Harry Potter fans. They have been known however to consort with sloths. A mune-turtle should never be underestimated and never approached except by experienced animal handlers. The mune-turtle shows extreme resolve to inactivity, but has been known to kill other animals instantaniously for disturbance. |