We celebrate the unique sounds and styles of many locales--Detroit, Nashville, Seattle, Liverpool, the San Francisco Bay. Certainly, though, Norway, Sweden, Finland, and Denmark have also provided their contributions and their unique sound.

One of the quirkier hit songs of Jackson Browne, or indeed, of anyone, "Lawyers In Love" was a humorous perspective on 1983, including Yuppie materialism and the paranoia of the Cold War.

Grab your quarters, or better yet, your tokens, and think back about 25 years... Was it Starship, Space Station, Alladin's Castle? Whatever they called it, did you spend way too much time and money in a dark room full of video games?

Is it Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, Starship, or none of these? I give you the opening line to a song (not including the chorus), you decide which incarnation of the San Francisco group recorded it.

As a licensed chemical dependency professional, I keep an ear on the messages given about drugs and alcohol. In this quiz, the focus is on songs that focus on the consequences of addiction and/or the benefits of sobriety.

The Seattle Mariners were introduced to the world in 1977 and the years since have had their moments of glory and their decades of futility. As an ardent fan from day one, I bring you a quiz borne from some of the great and not-so-great times of the M's.

Baseball has its heroes and stars. It also has its team players, quiet contributors. Finally, there are the players in this quiz, the players who, when their grandchildren ask about their baseball careers, change the subject.

This is not an easy "Don't Do This" quiz, but rather a general quiz with the questions done in popular probably-should-be-avoided ways. Some of these are things I've seen in others' quizzes, and some I have done myself.

Locker Joke Segment: "Oh, Brian?" "Yes, Alasdair." "I understand you've made a quiz about the Nickelodeon TV show 'You Can't Do That on Television.' Why would you do that?" "I don't know." [SLIME] Includes behind the scenes content.