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"Fore!" P.G's a Jolly Good Fellow Quiz


P.G. Wodehouse wrote some wonderful stories about golf - this quiz is taken from the book of short stories "The Clicking of Cuthbert". I hope you enjoy it.

A multiple-choice quiz by Quiz_Beagle. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Quiz_Beagle
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6 mins
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267,105
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Jul 23 22
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Question 1 of 10
1. In the story 'The Coming of Gowf', what was the name of King Merolchazzar's kingdom? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. In the story 'The Clicking of Cuthbert', Cuthert Banks fell for Adeline Smethurst of the Literary Society, who despised him and idolised Raymond Parsloe Devine the novelist - until the visit of the great Russian novelist Vladimir Brussiloff, who violently disapproved of Devine's heroes, but was a huge golf fan. Brussiloff plaintively asked why, although he had been introduced to Lloyd George and 'quite a few of the nibs' he had not been introduced to the 'real great men' like 'Arbmishel and Arreevadon'. Who was he talking about? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. In the story 'A Woman is only a Woman', friends Peter Willard and James Todd fell out when they both fell in love with Grace Forrester (and fell equally swiftly out of love when they found that not only did she play tennis, she also despised golf). What did Grace tell Peter she thought golf was? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. In 'A Mixed Threesome', Betty Weston was engaged to Mortimer Sturgis, but fell in love with Eddie Denton (who was an explorer and Mortimer's best friend). Having consulted the Oldest Member as to what was to be done - what did Betty agree to pretend to be? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. Mortimer Sturgis also appeared in the story 'Sundered Hearts', with the girl who became his bride. What shameful secret caused these two hearts to become sundered? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. In 'The Salvation of George Mackintosh', the hero of the story, in an attempt to cure his shyness, went too far and became one of those pariahs of the links, a chatterer. In desperation, when George would not shut up about Egyptian excavations while his fiancee, Celia Tennant, was trying her eleventh shot to get out of a ravine, she snapped and hit him. What with? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. In 'Ordeal By Golf', the Oldest Member suggested to Alexander Paterson that the best way to choose a treasurer for the latter's company was to play a round of golf with the two candidates. Unfortunately, the hero of the story, Michell Holmes, tended to lose his temper on the golf course. He was also extremely sensitive to noise. 'He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows'. The Oldest Member and Mitchell's fiance tried to get him to control his temper in the important match against Mister Paterson. What made him eventually snap? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. In 'The Long Hole', two characters who, unusually for Wodehouse, were both unpleasant, both fell in love with Amanda Trivett. They agreed to a freak match, going across country sixteen miles for a single hole - the loser was to leave the area and give the winner a chance with the lovely Miss Trivett. What did not occur during the epic struggle that ensued between Ralph Bingham and Arthur Jukes? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. In 'The Heel of Achilles', multimillionaire Vincent Jopp, was determined to marry Amelia Merridew. She didn't want to, she wanted to marry someone else, so told Vincent she would only marry him if he won the American Amateur Championship that year. Although he'd never played golf before, this man of steel was so determined that within five months he became plus. However, Vincent was a man who believed in marrying early and often, and his three ex-wives turning up at the course was his downfall. What was not a reason for one of his divorces? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. In 'The Rough Stuff' why did the vision of loveliness that was Eunice Bray marry the ugly, lonely, diffident Ramsden Waters? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. In the story 'The Coming of Gowf', what was the name of King Merolchazzar's kingdom?

Answer: Oom

According to the 'blurb' on the back of my copy of 'The Clicking of Cuthbert' this story was 'never before published except on a paving-stone of the Babylonian epoch'. In this little story, the people of the Kingdom of Oom all come to love the strange game of Gowf. King Merolochazzar falls in love with the Princess of the Outer isles and they all live happily ever after. 'Om' is a chant and Belus and Hec are Oomnian deities called on by the King when interrupted practising.
2. In the story 'The Clicking of Cuthbert', Cuthert Banks fell for Adeline Smethurst of the Literary Society, who despised him and idolised Raymond Parsloe Devine the novelist - until the visit of the great Russian novelist Vladimir Brussiloff, who violently disapproved of Devine's heroes, but was a huge golf fan. Brussiloff plaintively asked why, although he had been introduced to Lloyd George and 'quite a few of the nibs' he had not been introduced to the 'real great men' like 'Arbmishel and Arreevadon'. Who was he talking about?

Answer: Abe Mitchell and Harry Vardon

Of course none of the aesthetes of the Literary Society have heard of these greats of golf, but Brussiloff is delighted to hear that Cuthbert has played with them both, and Brussiloff has even heard of 'Cootaboot Banks'. Naturally Adeline transfers her affections to Cuthbert and becomes such a keen golf fan herself that Cuthbert has to dissuade her from having their first child christened 'Abe Mitchell Ribbed-Faced Mashie Banks' (a ribbed-face mashie is the old name for a seven iron). Abe Mitchell (1887-1947) was such a great golfer he even became the coach of Sam Ryder (of Ryder Cup fame) and Harry Vardon (1870-1937) won the Open 6 times and became the first British (born in Jersey) player to win the US Open.
3. In the story 'A Woman is only a Woman', friends Peter Willard and James Todd fell out when they both fell in love with Grace Forrester (and fell equally swiftly out of love when they found that not only did she play tennis, she also despised golf). What did Grace tell Peter she thought golf was?

Answer: 'A game for children with water on the brain who weren't athletic enough to play Animal Grab'

She told James that golf bored her pallid and was 'the silliest game ever invented'. The quote 'a good walk ruined' came from Mark Twain and 'a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose' was how golf was described by none other than Winston Churchill!
4. In 'A Mixed Threesome', Betty Weston was engaged to Mortimer Sturgis, but fell in love with Eddie Denton (who was an explorer and Mortimer's best friend). Having consulted the Oldest Member as to what was to be done - what did Betty agree to pretend to be?

Answer: A kleptomaniac

The Oldest Member suggests that Mortimer would give Betty up if he thought she was a thief. His first idea is that she pose as a dipsomaniac (causing some confusion as Betty thought that meant someone who walked in their sleep) but Betty refused and also wouldn't be a drug-fiend as she hated medicine.

She was happy to be thought a kleptomaniac, but thought it would be much more plausible if she really took a 'little vinaigrette'. A somnambulist is someone that walks in their sleep. Mortimer accepts the fiction that Betty is a thief (wondering if she ever goes to auctions where they sell vases - he has a vase collection), but Betty breaks the engagement herself because of Mortimer's obsession with golf. Mortimer sends Eddie and Betty a golf-related wedding present, so forgives them both.
5. Mortimer Sturgis also appeared in the story 'Sundered Hearts', with the girl who became his bride. What shameful secret caused these two hearts to become sundered?

Answer: The lady in question was the Ladies' Open Croquet Champion

Mortimer mistook his wife for Mary Somerset, the Ladies' Open Golf Champion, but she was actually her cousin, Mabel Somerset - a croquet champion.(Mortimer 'was no prude, but he had those decent prejudices which no self-respecting man can wholly rid himself, however broad-minded he may try to be' - at this point I had better apologise to croquet players and explain that the sentiments were P. G. Wodehouse's, not mine!) As Mabel brokenly explained to Mortimer, she 'didn't even know how to hold the caddie!'.

It all ends happily, though - Mabel runs away, but only to take golf lessons from Tamms McMickle, and they finish with matching handicaps.
6. In 'The Salvation of George Mackintosh', the hero of the story, in an attempt to cure his shyness, went too far and became one of those pariahs of the links, a chatterer. In desperation, when George would not shut up about Egyptian excavations while his fiancee, Celia Tennant, was trying her eleventh shot to get out of a ravine, she snapped and hit him. What with?

Answer: Her niblick

She thinks she has killed George, which the Oldest Member, who is as fed up with George as the rest of the club is, thinks is an excellent solution. He also agreed that 'If the thing was to be done at all, it was unquestionably a niblick shot'. Luckily George was just stunned and the blow on the head returns him to his lovable, taciturn self.

A niblick was the old name for an iron with a steeply angled face, or what we would now call a sand wedge, or a nine iron. I think it's a pity the old names have faded away. Wouldn't you prefer to take a cleek rather than a one iron, or a brassie rather than a two wood?
7. In 'Ordeal By Golf', the Oldest Member suggested to Alexander Paterson that the best way to choose a treasurer for the latter's company was to play a round of golf with the two candidates. Unfortunately, the hero of the story, Michell Holmes, tended to lose his temper on the golf course. He was also extremely sensitive to noise. 'He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows'. The Oldest Member and Mitchell's fiance tried to get him to control his temper in the important match against Mister Paterson. What made him eventually snap?

Answer: His caddie taking a bite of an apple

Although his two friends try to keep him calm, Mitchell did not have a good day. Mr. Paterson's odd practise swings at first amused, then irritated him, but it was his caddie, crunching an apple at the fourteenth hole, that was the last straw. However, the previous day Mr. Paterson had played against his rival, who kept his temper throughout, whatever went wrong, and Mr. Paterson said 'A man who can do that is not the man to trust with the control of large sums of money'.

Besides, as Mr. Paterson points out 'What's the good of a treasurer who beats the boss by six and five?'. So Mitchell got the job!
8. In 'The Long Hole', two characters who, unusually for Wodehouse, were both unpleasant, both fell in love with Amanda Trivett. They agreed to a freak match, going across country sixteen miles for a single hole - the loser was to leave the area and give the winner a chance with the lovely Miss Trivett. What did not occur during the epic struggle that ensued between Ralph Bingham and Arthur Jukes?

Answer: Arthur Jukes hit Ralph Bingham with a brassie shot

Although Jukes is tempted, no actual physical violence takes place. The match ends on a knotty question of rules and both protagonists appeal to Amanda Trivett to solve the problem. She replies that she doesn't know, but her fiance might, which serves the cheating pair right.
9. In 'The Heel of Achilles', multimillionaire Vincent Jopp, was determined to marry Amelia Merridew. She didn't want to, she wanted to marry someone else, so told Vincent she would only marry him if he won the American Amateur Championship that year. Although he'd never played golf before, this man of steel was so determined that within five months he became plus. However, Vincent was a man who believed in marrying early and often, and his three ex-wives turning up at the course was his downfall. What was not a reason for one of his divorces?

Answer: Unimagined brutality and sadism in that Vincent had always taken the dog playing piece in 'Monopoly', when it was his wife's favourite piece, and insisted on her being the boot

Luella Mainprice Jopp, Agnes Parson Jopp and Jane Jukes Jopp all turn up at the Championship when he is ten holes up on the eighteenth. He loses the match on the second eighteen - as the Oldest Member says ' Napoleon himself would have wilted if he had found himself in the midst of a trio of females, one talking baby-talk, another fussing about his health, and the third making derogatory remarks about his lower limbs'.

They break him completely - a fortunate escape for Amelia. The correct answer is what I would consider excellent grounds for divorce!
10. In 'The Rough Stuff' why did the vision of loveliness that was Eunice Bray marry the ugly, lonely, diffident Ramsden Waters?

Answer: He kicked her little brother, Wilberforce, into the nettles

Although he falls in love with Eunice at first sight, she simply takes no notice of him, apart from letting him entertain her loathsome brother and listening to her aunt ramble on about seaweed. She has plenty of admirers to give her golf lessons, but when she and Ramsden were paired together in the mixed foursomes, she sees a different man.

He is curt, crisp, commanding and very firm with little Wilberforce. Eunice is a romantic and secretly yearns for one of those cavemen types and when Ramsden kicks Wilberforce for laughing at a missed shot, she sees she has found him in this unlikely package.

Their union is blessed by the baby we meet at the beginning of the story, so it seems to be a match made in heaven. I hope you have enjoyed this quiz on some of the Master's golf stories.
Source: Author Quiz_Beagle

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