Quizzes - American Pie

* "If there's any channel that should be illegal, it'd be that all-women's channel, 'Lifetime Supply of Pantyhose' or something."
* "Oh, my romantic life has passed its peak. Take me out to the pasture and shoot me."
* "Here's a new idea for you, Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. You just laugh at the people who do count."
* "Oh boy. Oh God. Oh crap. Oh no."
* "Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know, even if he can't say he does. And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's ok 'cause he's a guy, right?".