* 'Archie and Jughead were lovers'
* 'I'm people who know people'
* 'Now that, my friend, is a shared moment'
* 'I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are'
* 'One minute and five seconds, you are such my...!'
* 'Bring on the free hooch!'
* 'I want you to go down to the corner store and buy yourself a clue'
* 'You turned out to be all I was looking for'
* 'This is all gonna end badly'
* 'I love you, very simply, very truly'
* 'Make no mistake about it my friend, it is a gift from me to you, so you'll always remember us'
* 'If this is a crush I don't think I can take it if the real thing ever happened'
* 'Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?'
* 'My agenda is to watch your back'
* What is the official name of the two-man 'corporation' that makes 'Bluntman and Chronic' comic books?
* What company occupies the floor above Holden and Banky's studio?
* At the comics convention that opens the film, 'Madman' creator Michael Allred is signing autographs. He disagrees with a fan who suggests that a certain actor should star in a prospective 'Madman' movie. Who is the actor?
* A fan at the same convention describes Bluntman and Chronic as 'Bill and Ted meets Cheech and Chong!' Holden McNeil says that he sees them as 'Rosencrantz and Guildenstern meet...' whom?
* At the 'minority panel' at the convention, who is seated next to Alyssa Jones?
* Hooper X wears a prominent button high on the lapel of his leather jacket. What does it say?