Quizzes - Daddy Day Care

* I used to go to the Chapman Academy, until my daddy got fired from his job. Now he stays home to take care of me and several other kids. I like to draw and play the rocket ship game with my daddy. My daddy likes the rocket ship game more than I do. Best of all I actually have friends now! Who am I?
* I used to work in the mailroom at an advertising agency. I like to watch "Star Trek" and read comic books. I am also very good with children and enjoy wearing a carrot suit. Who am I?
* I was fired from my job after my company shut down the entire health food division. Since I could no longer afford the high priced preschool my son attended, I decided to start a day care business in my home. My wife thinks I'm crazy but taking care of 4 year olds can't be that hard. Who am I?
* I have a turtle named Sparks. I think he is the fastest turtle in the world. I used to wear my favorite costume everyday. I wanted to beat up bad guys and save lives. Now that I'm at a new day care, I'm ok just being myself. Who am I?
* I was the head mistress at the Chapman Academy for many years. I despise "Daddy Day Care" and Charles Hinton. That day care took students from my school and prompted me to call child services. Now because of that dumb day care I am a crossing guard. Who am I?