* 'Dear hero imprisoned with all the new crimes that you are perfecting.'
* 'So why do you smile when you think about Earls Court?'
* 'Tell the truth -- it really helped you.'
* 'But Jesus made me, so Jesus save me from pity, sympathy, and people discussing me.'
* 'I will live my life as I will undoubtedly die -- alone.'
* 'There you go wielding a bicycle chain.'
* 'She has now gone from this unhappy planet with all the carnivores and the destructors in it.'
* 'Can you squeeze me into a page of your diary and psychologically save me?'
* 'Everyday is silent and grey.'
* 'You had to sneak into my room just to read my diary.'
* 'Is it wrong to understand the fear that dwells inside a man?'
* 'I love the romance of crime and I wonder: does anybody feel the way I do?'
* 'If there is one thing in life I've observed, it's that everybody's got somebody.'
* 'He over-speeds and he never gets pulled over.'
* 'He only wants to embrace your culture.'
* 'Do as I do and scrap your fey ways.'
* 'So many women, his head should be spinning.'
* 'Jeer the lights in the windows of all safe and stable homes.'
* Okay, this one should be easy! 'We've never seen a keener window cleaner.'
* 'Sleep on and dream of love, because it's the closest you will get to love.'