* What was the audience doing that was messing his head up (in the live recorded version)?
* "White meat, dark meat you just can't lose, I fell off my ______ and I got a bruise."
* "Turkey in the oven and the buns in the toaster, I'll never take down my ________________ poster."
* "_____________________, field goals at your service".
* "My helmet is equipped with _____."
* What piece of equipment do the other guys on his team make fun of?
* What do the other players hide from the Lonesome Kicker?
* " _____ can be so very scary."
* "Especially, if the _____ breaks on through."
* "And I'm the only guy on the playing field left to _____ him."
* "Once again, I'm _____ by my teammates and all my coaches."
* What do the fans scream at the Lonesome Kicker?
* How many fans scream at the Lonesome Kicker?
* How does the Lonesome Kicker think he could "win their love back"?
* "But, unfortunately, I was born with these very small _____."
* For which team does the Lonesome Kicker play?
* "Woke up in the mornin, put on my new _____ glove."
* "Old woman shopping for food at the store why'd you run your cart into I and knock me eggs on the floor. Then took the last unbruised _________ and laughed so loud with glee,but you won't be laughing,cuz from now on it will burn when you pee!"
* "Plus you gotta dip you gotta doodle you gotta shave grandma's _______."
* "I love you sweathshirt, red hooded sweatshirt, ___ ___ ___,sweatshirt, shamalama-ding dong."