* What is the name of Father Ted's Doppleganger priest who lives on Rugged Island?
* What is the name of the burping sheep?
* What is the name of Mrs. Doyle's friend in the Mainland episode?
* Why was Ted awarded a Golden Cleric?
* What is the title of Ted and Dougal's Eurovision song contest entry?
* Why is Father Jack sent to St. Clabbert's home?
* What is the name of Father Dougal's priest-friend who steals the old grey whistle?
* What Christmas presnt from Father Ted does Mrs. Doyle destroy?
* Who does Dougal replace as Craggy Island's milkman?
* What is the name of the BBC television presenter who judges the All Priest's Look Alike competition?
* 'Ah, go on, Father, have a cup. Will you not have a little cup? Just a drop?'
* 'Will you dance, then? Come on. Tony, stick on the Riverdance album'
* 'A video! Wow! Are priests allowed to be rock stars, though?'
* 'There's some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you're the hairy babymaker'
* 'Maybe I LIKE the misery'
* 'I love egg. Sometimes I think I like egg so much that one day I'll turn into a big, giant egg'
* 'There's a lot of ways you can praise God, isn't there? Like when you told me to praise him by just, you know, going out of the room'
* 'And you can stay in there until you learn some feckin' manners!'
* 'Aahhh!! My tanktop has turned into some sort of woman's bra!'
* Which actor made a guest appearance playing himself in "The Mainland"?