WWF 'Raw Is War' August 13, 2001 Quiz

Answer: Chicago, IL

The city of Chicago welcomed 'Raw is War'.

Answer: Allstate Arena

The Allstate Arena was sold out weeks in advance.

Answer: Chris Kanyon

Chris Kanyon led members of the so called Alliance down the ramp to ringside. They could have picked a better wrestler than Kanyon. Oh wait! All the best wrestlers are in WWF!

Answer: Tazz, Raven, and Hugh Morrus

Austin called Tazz, Raven, and Hugh Morrus into the ring to berate them for not pulling their weight. He was upset at Morrus for losing to Chris Jericho. He was ticked off at Raven for losing to Perry Saturn, and he was extremely angry at Tazz for not helping Shane McMahon when The Rock gave him the 'Rockbottom' through the announcer's table. Yet, he wasn't angry at himself for losing to Kurt Angle.

He then proceeded to tell Tazz to take his shirt off so he could whip him. Tazz refused. Austin hit Tazz on the head with a leather belt.

He kept telling Tazz to take his shirt off and when he saw Tazz was getting angry himself, Austin sicked Raven, Hugh Morrus, DDP and Kanyon, Palumbo and O'Haire, The Dudley Boyz, and Rhyno on Tazz. They then proceeded to stretch Tazz out in the ring so Austin could whip him.

This is supposed to be the FUTURE of Professional Wrestling? I think not! Granted I don't like the members of the Alliance, but that was uncalled for. Now you know why I like the WWF.

Answer: Albert

Tajiri faced off against Albert in another refreshing WWF only match. Tajiri was accompanied to the ring by Commissioner William Regal and Albert was accompanied to the ring by X-Pac. Tajiri hit Albert with a series of kicks and Albert threw him all over the ring like a ragdoll. Tajiri then tried to put Albert in the 'Tarantula', but it was broken up by X-Pac.

At one point, Albert threw Tajiri outside the ring where X-Pac proceeded to attack him. Luckily, Commissioner Regal was on hand to help Tajiri. Commissioner Regal went after X-Pac.

When the referee was making Regal go back to his side of the ring, Tajiri used that moment to spit green mist into X-Pac's eyes and face. Tajiri then went on the attack again after Albert. As Albert was manhandling him, Tajiri spit brown or red mist into his eyes and face and then gave Albert a series of kicks to the head to knock him down. Tajiri was able to pin Albert for the win. Way to go Tajiri!

Answer: Michael Cole

Michael Cole asked Angle if he was going to face Rob Van Dam for the Hardcore Championship on 'Raw'. Angle said he had never backed down from a challenge before and he wasn't about to start now. Angle is a TRUE hero!

Answer: Lance Storm and Justin Credible

King Edge and Christian faced off against Lance Storm and Justin Credible. E and C fought hard, but when Christian was thrown from ringside he hurt his knee on the barricade. Storm and Justin Credible took this opportunity to double team King Edge. At one point Justin Credible accidently hit Storm with a kick. E and C won when King Edge gave Justin Credible a DDT and pinned him.

After the match, Storm went back into the ring and put King Edge in a half Boston Crab. Christian came into the ring a little too late. Oh, well! Way to go King Edge and Christian! We know you'll get Storm at 'Summerslam'!

Answer: Shawn Stasiak

As Angle was telling Regal a story about Benjamin Franklin, Shawn Stasiak came running in with the hopes of ambushing Angle, but instead slammed into the suit of armor when Angle moved out of the way. This just proves what the Alliance is made of! This also proves that WWF wrestlers are very fast on their feet.

Answer: Chuck Palumbo and Sean O'Haire

The Undertaker and Kane, accompanied by Sara, faced off against Chuck Palumbo and Sean O'Haire in a steel cage match. 'Taker and Kane began the destruction early on. As 'Taker was ramming Palumbo's head into the cage, blood started to flow. DDP and Kanyon came to the top of the ramp and watched the Brothers of Destruction tear into Palumbo and O'Haire. All of a sudden, DDP and Kanyon started chasing Sara around the ring.

She used her sense of awareness and climbed to the top of the cage to escape DDP and Kanyon, but they started to climb up after her. Out of nowhere 'Taker threw Palumbo into the cage, knocking DDP and Kanyon off the side of the cage.

The Brothers of Destruction won with a double pin. The Brothers of Destruction PROVED that the WWF is the best. Did Chuck Palumbo and Sean O'Haire really think they were going to win? Come on this kind of match is The Undertaker's and Kane's specialty! Way to go Undertaker and Kane!

Answer: Chris Jericho

As Stephanie and Rhyno were showing the footage of Rhyno goring Jericho on Thursday August 9, 2001's 'Smackdown', Jericho's music filled the arena. Jericho said he was still feeling the effects of the 'Gore' and he admitted that he has never beaten Rhyno in a match. Jericho said that at 'Summerslam' he promised to take care of that 'slimy, greasy animal...and Rhyno, too'. Jericho embellished on Stephanie's claim that Rhyno can get the job done by saying Stephanie was the expert of getting the job done. Y2J showed footage from last year showing Stephanie's breasts and then footage of this year again showing her breasts.

He then asked that both pictures be shown side by side as he said, 'Stephanie had grown a little in the past year in two specific places at least'. Stephanie claimed she didn't know what Jericho was talking about. Jericho then suggested they go out to dinner to discuss the matter.

He said there was a Hooter's a few blocks away! Way to go Jericho!

Answer: Booker T

Booker T came to the ring because he said it pained him to hear Jericho talking about Stephanie. Hey, Jericho was only stating the truth. Doesn't Booker T like to hear the truth? I guess not!

Answer: The Rock

The Rock came to the top of the ramp and said he could imagine what Booker T was like in high school. He envisioned a scene of Booker T standing outside with his momma as a short yellow bus pulled up. The Rock said 'Beep, Beep'. The Rock also envisioned a scene with Booker T and a teacher, with the teacher asking Booker what was 2 plus 2.

The Rock said Booker's answer was 'Thomas Jefferson sucka'. The Rock said that Booker T MAY be an educated man but Shane McMahon was not. Jericho interjected by saying The Rock was forgetting the other half of the McMahon family. Jericho said Rhyno may be the 'Man Beast' but Stephanie was the 'Hose Beast'. Way to go Jericho and Rock!

Answer: Test

Spike took on Test in a match. Molly Holly accompanied Spike to the ring. Spike took a licking but kept on ticking, but was unable to beat Test. Test gave Spike a boot to the face and pinned him. Then Test continued his abuse of Spike even after the match was over. Molly came to Spike's aid and slapped Test in the face. Test in turn kicked Molly in the stomach and was about to powerbomb her when the APA came to the rescue.

This brought the Dudley Boyz out to help Test. The APA was unaffected by surprise attack and cleared house! Way to go APA! Way to go Molly and Spike!

Answer: RVD

Kurt Angle faced RVD for the Hardcore Championship. Angle was attacked outside the ring by RVD. Angle fought back and the match continued inside the ring. Eventually Angle had RVD in the 'Ankle Lock' when all of a sudden Raven and Mike 'Totally Not' Awesome rushed in and broke it up. Jeff Hardy came to the ring to help Angle. Jeff and Angle cleared the ring of the Alliance when Tommy Dreamer came in, but he found himself in an 'Ankle Lock', too. Jeff hit a 'Swanton Bomb' on RVD and pinned him for the win. Angle showed true sportsmanship when he shook hands with Jeff, congratulating him for becoming the new WWF Hardcore Champion. Way to go Jeff and Angle!

Answer: The Rock and Chris Jericho

Rhyno and Booker T faced off against The Rock and Chris Jericho. Booker T was afraid to get in the ring with The Rock, so it fell to Jericho and Rhyno to get things started. With everyone tagging in and out, Booker T assaulted Earl Hebner. This brought a WCW referee into the mix until The Rock assaulted him as well.

Then another WWF referee came down to ringside but was interrupted by Shane. Unfortunately, The Rock and Jericho lost when Rhyno gave Jericho the 'Gore' yet again. This led WCW referee Charles Robinson to come racing in to count Jericho out! The Rock was fed up with all of this and gave Charles Robinson the 'Rockbottom'. Shane nearly suffered the same fate as Robinson, but Booker T blocked it and insulted The Rock by giving him the 'Rockbottom'. Why can't the WCW and ECW get their own finishing moves? Why do they have to steal them from members of the WWF? Since the Alliance won with cheating, I say The Rock and Chris Jericho won! We all know that The Rock will get the WCW Heavyweight Title from Booker T at 'Summerslam', and we all know that Rhyno is going down at 'Summerslam' also!