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Best Little Quiz

This quiz is based on the "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" musical and not the film!

A multiple-choice quiz by pollymere. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
pollymere

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
141,868

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
25

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
13 / 25

Plays
495

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 25

1. What is Angel's real name Hint

Amber Drury

Nancy Jean Drury

Mary Sue Drury

Sally Ann Drury

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Question 2 of 25

2. Where does Ginger suggest Shy go when the Chicken Ranch closes? Hint

Home

Las Vagas

Hollywood

Galveston

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Question 3 of 25

3. Why did Shy not want to ever go back home? Hint

Her boyfriend was treating her badly

She comes from a really boring town

Her parents made her leave

Her daddy got sweet on her

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Question 4 of 25

4. Why doesn't Dawn want the Aggies to win? Hint

They're a bit rough

They're always saying "Howdy"

They think they are so great

They're really boring

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Question 5 of 25

5. Where is Ginger's husband supposed to have gone? Hint

Off with another woman

To find his fortune in Hollywood

To his grave

To work on the Alaska Pipeline

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Question 6 of 25

6. What is the name of the cheerleader who gets interviewed? Hint

Marlene Imogene Greene

Charlene Imogene Greene

Imogene Charlene Greene

Jean Charlene Greene

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Question 7 of 25

7. How many fans are turning in the opening song? Hint

1000

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Question 8 of 25

8. What does Miss Mona think of chewing gum? Hint

Makes you look like a cow

Makes you look cheap

Really Tacky

Really Disgusting

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Question 9 of 25

9. What was the topic last week on Melvin's show? Hint

Children being out late

The Chicken Ranch

A rowdy bar

The Peanut Delight Candy Bar

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Question 10 of 25

10. What is the Mayor's name? Hint

Edsel Mackey

Rufus Poindexter

Ed Earl Dodd

Scruggs

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Question 11 of 25

11. What does the Sheriff compare Doatsey Mae's jokes to? Hint

Melvin P Thorpe's

Miss Mona's

Her Coffee

Her food

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Question 12 of 25

12. Which one of the following is not one of the girls? Hint

Durla

Mary Sue

Taddy Jo

Eloise

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Question 13 of 25

13. Why does Angel want to get home for Christmas? Hint

To see her son

To see her daughter

She misses her family

She misses her home

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Question 14 of 25

14. When Angel says she is going to get a straight job, what is Linda Lou's reply Hint

That she'll go back to her old ways

That she'll never own a yacht

That no one will want to employ her

That she'll never be rich

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Question 15 of 25

15. Which one of these is not what life is compared to? Hint

Roller coaster

Peach ice cream

A bowl of cherries

A song for singing

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Question 16 of 25

16. Which girl does Senator Wingwoah have as a "friend"? Hint

Angel

Doatsey Mae

Ruby Rae

Ginger

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Question 17 of 25

17. The Senator was drugged by the Aggie Boys.

True

False

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Question 18 of 25

18. What is the name of the Cafe? Hint

Texas Twinkle Cafe

Lone Star Cafe

Doatsey Mae's

Gilbert Cafe

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Question 19 of 25

19. What is Miss Mona's surname (last name)? Hint

Stangley

Sliney

Langley

Langler

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Question 20 of 25

20. Where does Billy get told to send his letter to Santa? Hint

North Pole

His Mom

Greenland

Up the chimney

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Question 21 of 25

21. What is the name of the TV Station Melvin P. Thorpe works for? Hint

KTEX-TV

MPT-TV

TEXAS-TV

NBC5

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Question 22 of 25

22. What County is the Chicken Ranch in? Hint

Harris County

Gilbert County

Lanvil County

Harvil County

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Question 23 of 25

23. Which of the following is not a Beauty Pageant won by the Angelette? Hint

Miss TV Dinner

Miss Medical Alcohol

Miss Pancake Batter

Miss Cooking Oil Concentrate

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Question 24 of 25

24. What does the Governor says is the reason behind the high unemployment rate? Hint

That people are lazy

That people don't want to work

That people just can't get jobs

That people are out of work

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Question 25 of 25

25. "An Angelette must be a very dedicated type of person". What does that require? Hint

Hard Work

Very much dedication

High Ideals

Precision

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. What is Angel's real name

Answer: Nancy Jean Drury

One of the last questions Miss Mona asks her!

2. Where does Ginger suggest Shy go when the Chicken Ranch closes?

Answer: Las Vagas

Apparently Ginger made a whole lot of money out there.

3. Why did Shy not want to ever go back home?

Answer: Her daddy got sweet on her

Miss Mona guesses that Shy has to leave home because her Daddy is abusing her.

4. Why doesn't Dawn want the Aggies to win?

Answer: They're always saying "Howdy"

Yee Haw! It just sounds so Country. Said as the girls decorate the house for the party.

5. Where is Ginger's husband supposed to have gone?

Answer: To work on the Alaska Pipeline

"Somebody said he went up to work on the Alaska Pipeline." The pause after Ginger says this makes us wonder.

6. What is the name of the cheerleader who gets interviewed?

Answer: Imogene Charlene Greene

Angelette Imogene Charlene Greene is a "very dedicated type of person". They are supposed to be pure living but look like whores.

7. How many fans are turning in the opening song?

Answer: 20

The Bandleader says there was a fan in every room and then sings "Twenty fans were turning in every room". I hope no one tried to find a multiple of 20!

8. What does Miss Mona think of chewing gum?

Answer: Makes you look like a cow

Said to Angel.

9. What was the topic last week on Melvin's show?

Answer: The Peanut Delight Candy Bar

The makers admitted that they put less peanuts in each bar than they advertised.

10. What is the Mayor's name?

Answer: Rufus Poindexter

I am hoping this was a hard question! The only way you could have known this is if you listened hard during the discussion when the Mayor walks into the cafe.

11. What does the Sheriff compare Doatsey Mae's jokes to?

Answer: Her Coffee

Doatsey Mae is famous for producing bad food and bad coffee. When she is teasing the Sheriff he comments that her jokes are just as bad as her coffee.

12. Which one of the following is not one of the girls?

Answer: Mary Sue

The girls are: Linda Lou, Ruby Rae; Beatrice; Eloise; Dawn; Taddy Jo; Durla; Ginger.

13. Why does Angel want to get home for Christmas?

Answer: To see her son

We first hear of Little Billy in a phonecall that Angel makes to her Mama. She gets caught by Miss Mona who takes pity on her and says that she will try to work it so that Angel can be home for Christmas.

14. When Angel says she is going to get a straight job, what is Linda Lou's reply

Answer: That she'll never own a yacht

Linda Lou does indeed tell Angel that she'll go back to her old ways and THEN Angel says that this time she is "gettin' me a straight job, and I'm gonna like it!" Linda Lou then shrugs and says that she will never own a yacht.

15. Which one of these is not what life is compared to?

Answer: A bowl of cherries

Ah, I hoped you listened carefully! Jewel compares life to a bowl of BERRIES and a BOX of Cherries. I always found I ended up singing bowl of cherries and box of berries but that isn't right.

16. Which girl does Senator Wingwoah have as a "friend"?

Answer: Ginger

"Hey Ginger, isn't that your friend the Senator Wingwoah, out there?"

17. The Senator was drugged by the Aggie Boys.

Answer: False

The Senator blamed the Communists - although it gets pointed out that there are none.

18. What is the name of the Cafe?

Answer: Texas Twinkle Cafe

This was probably difficult if you have never seen the show!

19. What is Miss Mona's surname (last name)?

Answer: Stangley

Miss Wulla Jean willed the place to her favourite working girl - Miss Mona Stangley.

20. Where does Billy get told to send his letter to Santa?

Answer: North Pole

Little Billy is Angel's son and she encourages him to write to Santa because she has a feeling he will be getting a "whole gunny sack of play pretties"

21. What is the name of the TV Station Melvin P. Thorpe works for?

Answer: KTEX-TV

Melvin P. Thorpe spells it out for us! My friend suggested NBC5 as an incorrect answer so blame them for that one!

22. What County is the Chicken Ranch in?

Answer: Lanvil County

Our Lanvil County Boys went there before they went to fight with Teddy Roosevelt. It is the town of Gilbert and 100 miles from Harris County.

23. Which of the following is not a Beauty Pageant won by the Angelette?

Answer: Miss Pancake Batter

I love this bit of the show...She has certainly been some interesting Beauty Queens...

24. What does the Governor says is the reason behind the high unemployment rate?

Answer: That people are out of work

I love this line! I also like the one about the Middle East sorting out their differences like good Christians.

25. "An Angelette must be a very dedicated type of person". What does that require?

Answer: Very much dedication

I love this conversation with Imogene Charlene Greene. I am also fascinated that the girls study Home Economics or Animal Husbandry as part of their skills.

Source: Author pollymere

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