Take Me Out Trivia Quiz

Answer: Darren Lemming

Kippy is our narrator, and he describes Darren as being so good, he had a "sixth tool" that no one else could see. Darren was played by Daniel Sunjata in the original Broadway run. Kawabata and Jason are minor characters in the play.

Answer: Empires

Kippy and other players mention this during the dialogue exchange, particularly in one of Kippy's monologues: "We're the world champion New York Empires! We fix our problems." The Empires are likely based on the New York Yankees.

Answer: Fukuoka Daiei Hawks

Kippy mentions this in one of his monologues in Act One. Also mentioned is the fact that Kawabata struggles in the second half of the season.

Answer: Arkansas

Kippy and Darren probe into Shane's life, and he answers he is originally from Arkansas, then changes it to Tennessee, then Mississippi. He relates his tale of being an orphan, which, surprisingly, he finds funny.

Answer: Compassion

After Shane makes a racist and homophobic monologue on TV, Darren finds his stock rise even more, which makes him even angrier. Darren even mentions he is getting offers for commercials for cheap furniture.

Answer: William R. Danziger

Danziger is a fan from Rahway, NJ. He states that he has no problem with Darren being gay, but he does have a problem with him being a gay baseball player, claiming that Darren's revelation "breaks my heart."

Answer: Davey Battle

Davey, an African-American player on an opposing team (which is incredibly mediocre), is beaned in the head by Shane, which kills him. Shane does this in retribution for Darren kissing him in the locker room.

Answer: Mason "Mars" Marzac

Mason Marzac slowly begins to understand the romanticism of baseball, and delivers several monologues about the fairness and cruelties of the game. Darren nicknames him "Mars", because Darren claims he needs one.

Answer: Milk bottles

After the final confrontation, Kippy says that the Empires won the World Series, but they didn't care. He also mentions Shane was banned for life, and bought a shotgun. He shot the milk out of every milk bottle within a ten-mile radius, according to Kippy, which led to him being imprisoned.

Answer: Stanford

Kippy says that he was on an academic scholarship, but took up baseball because he liked it too much. Although he wasn't an early star, he ended up making it to the Major Leagues. Kippy says his parents wanted him to be a professor or a priest.