"Caddyshack"... NO Questions About Gophers Quiz

Answer: Tennis and Horseback Riding

In one locker-room scene, Judge Smails tells Spaulding to get dressed for golf. Spaulding says he can't because today he's playing tennis with grandmother. The Judge tells him, "You'll play golf and like it." Also, in the opening sequence, just as he arrives at the club, Danny rides/walks his bike past a group of girls on horseback... complete with English riding gear.

Answer: Lutheran

When Danny is sucking up to the Bishop, the Bishop invites Danny to stop by the new Lutheran Youth Center. Danny says he's often thought of becoming a priest, and the Bishop (now realizing that Danny is Catholic) takes back the invite.

Answer: Baby Ruth

Under the right circumstances (like a pool full of rowdies) I suppose any of these chocolate bars might be mistaken for "doodie", but the Baby Ruth wrapper is clearly visible just before the bar is tossed in the water.

Answer: Coke, Fresca and Perrier

Danny and D'Annunzio's fistfight is over the price of Coke. The Judge offers Danny a Fresca after the classic goodness-badness speech. Ty re-caps an open bottle of Perrier then tries to re-establish the 'fizz' before offering it to Lacey when she visits his oddly decorated bachelor pad. Also worth notice, RedBull is not carbonated, and it didn't exist when the film was made.

Answer: Sabu

Gotta love D'Annunzio's response: "Can you make a shoe smell?" FYI: a "bull-shot" is a particularly nasty concoction of vodka, beef bouillon, lemon, Tabasco and Worcestershire. You probably already know how to make a shoe smell.

Answer: Pythium Rye

Carl is quite proud of his signature blend, and mumbles the list of components to Ty in the scene where Webb is 'playing through' Carl's shack. There is no such thing as "pythium rye". Pythium is actually a fairly common fungal blight, often known as 'root rot'; truly a menace to the golfing industry.

Answer: Help sort my holy cards

Danny certainly understands why Maggie is inviting him upstairs, and it's pretty obvious her roomies aren't shocked by the question or their actions. I guess a nice Catholic girl can't just come right out and ask for it.

Answer: Best ball, match play

Caddymaster Lou (who has been drafted as referee) explains the rules of the match in detail right after he asks the players to agree to "waive all sanctions... or anything that might get me fired." Under this format (also known as "four-ball") each player plays his own ball from tee to cup, with the lowest individual score winning the hole for his team.

Answer: By height

This is especially funny when Chevy Chase, at 6'4", is looking down to explain this to Ted Knight (5'9").

Answer: He is a guest of the Scotts.

At the dinner-dance, when Mrs Smails asks her husband who that "vulgar man" is, Elihu responds gruffly, "Guest of the Scotts." Drew Scott and his lovely (but never-named) wife are the yuppie couple and hapless owners of the Porsche into which Spaulding pukes. They befriended Al when his construction company built their condo in Palm Beach.