"The Many Months of Burgundy", a DVD Extra #1 Quiz

Answer: Beverly

On the same page, Ron claims he is allergic to bad scotch and off-the-rack suits and that Mac Davis (whose phone number is Hollywood) is his emergency contact because he is a big fan. When it asks if he is a donor it simply says "Hell no". His address is 3248 Clipper Ave. and his phone number is Denhart-390. Dr. Benton is his physician, but he doesn't have his phone number. Ron also does not have insurance. In the corner, he has a personal logo:
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Answer: Roy Scheider

He spells the "Jaws" star's name wrong. The page also has drawings of an eagle (in orange crayon) and his foot kicking Wes Mantooth's head, a note to buy an $875 mustache trimmer instead of sending $900 to his mom, an idea for a story about what's under nuns' robes, possible name changes (Gen. Burgundy, Dr. Burgundy, Capt. Burgundy), a reminder to get tickets to Tahoe, and a "non-urgent" medical reminder about his heart. Also, in brown crayon:
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Answer: Crush a tennis ball in his palm

The page also has a crayon drawing of a gun firing, appointments for a seven hour-long hair appointment and (maybe) the purchase of a monkey from Keith in Long Beach (could be a hoot), as well as reminders to dominate the local news market and look up the skirt of the cute Asian lady at the DMV.

Answer: False

He wants to shave his chest hairs into the shape of a battleship. He also wants to call several ladies: Charlene, who wears fishnets and has a lisp (808-555-1212), Donna at the gun range (808-555-1212), and Lita at the Taco Shack (No phone). Apparently, he either has trouble remembering different numbers, is dating roommates, or met a woman with two different personalities.

He also has drawings of a spiral and a cube.

Answer: Marilyn Monroe

He hopes to learn more about drinking from Champ Kind. He also wants to learn karate for fighting reasons. He also has a doodle of a savage cat that he wants to show Ed Harken and find out if he can get a gallery showing for it.

Answer: False

The drawing is of a Rams helmet. He also has a drawing of a gun (Burgundy shoots from the hip!), phone numbers for Richard Crenna and "Adrian Barbou" (212-555-1212 and 323-555-1212), and reminders that the Romance Theater on 8th St. is a porno theater and "Penny's Playthings" is worth a second look. Ron also wonders if he owns enough mock T's.

Answer: Senator Burgundy

Other options are Sgt. Burgundy, Lord Burgundy, and Mayor Burgundy. Appointments include an 11-hour long hair appointment, vocal coaching at 6 AM, a tuxedo-fitting for Baxter at 2:30, and a doctor visit for "rash on privates". A rocket lift-off is drawn in crayon on the bottom of the page.

Answer: Tommy Brokaw

Ron also has thoughts on whether or not he could be governor, president, or owner of a nudey mag. He claims that he wants to have sex on a submarine and do a story on ninjas. There are crayon renditions of a lightning bolt, a dollar sign, and what is either a basketball or an eyeball.

Answer: Deep Throat

The page also has a message about Evel Kneivel's accountant and a note about the meaning of "hola". Ron has drawings of a shamrock, his arm (after he buys weights), CHANNEL FOUR, and a new nickname: Mr. Emmy. April's first page has reminders for swimming with dolphins, a doctor's appointment for a dolphin bite, and a second appointment to get his left toe removed because of oceanic infection.

He also wants to buy a "new fangled jogging suit" and get a helmet for Brick because he keeps hitting his head.

He ponders whether or not it's time to buy a falcon. He decides no.

Answer: Scorpio

Apparently it's a typical Scorpio trait to have bad oysters, get sick and wreck your car, then get more oysters, eat them and get sick again. There's a note claiming that the sun is playing tricks on him, and a reminder to stop crying. He also wants to set aside a day to reflect and write poetry.