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The Arrogant Worms Trivia Quiz

A quiz on one of my favourite comedy music groups, because there aren't nearly enough quizzes about them yet!

A multiple-choice quiz by Glaurung. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
Glaurung

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
193,400

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
5 / 10

Plays
345

Awards
Top 20% Quiz

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 10

1. From which Arrogant Worms song is the following line taken:
"I loved the car from tail to grille, I wouldn't change a thing/I wouldn't trade the ashtray for the Queen's engagement ring"? Hint

Winebago

Car Full of Pain

Horizon

The Ballad of Dan

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Question 2 of 10

2. "As I drive my gleaming three-door ______ Chrysler Frankenstein"
What colour goes in the blank? Hint

Yellow

Green

Orange

Purple

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Question 3 of 10

3. In the song, "Kill the Dog Next Door", what is the fine that the singer must pay for killing his Neighbour's dog? Hint

$500.00

$200.00

$300.00

$400.00

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Question 4 of 10

4. What is it that distinguishes "Toast!" from all previous Arrogant Worms Albums? Hint

Recorded live at a single concert

Consists of only new songs

Recorded live

No drinking songs

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Question 5 of 10

5. According to the Arrogant Worms, what do you do when you get to the border? Hint

You point a starter's pistol at the guard

You take a little snooze

You buy a bottle of booze

You joke about smuggling weapons

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Question 6 of 10

6. "No, there's nothing wrong with Killer Robots from Venus.
They always mow their lawn, ..."
What line comes next? Hint

and cards they like to play!

and say have a really great day!

and they joined the PTA!

and they hate the USA!

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Question 7 of 10

7. "Our love was so true, but now she's three foot two,
and she used to be..."
What comes next? Hint

three foot eleven

four foot eleven

five foot eleven

seven foot seven

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Question 8 of 10

8. According to the Worms, what was the name of Jesus' less well known brother? Hint

Bob

Frank

Ned

Joe

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Question 9 of 10

9. The Worms have a song about what you get when you eat raw pork, what is it called? Hint

Trichinosis

E-coli

Salmonella

Staphylococcus

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Question 10 of 10

10. "The pyramids and Stonehenge slowly disappear,
But if they were made of _____
_______, they'd last a million years"
Name the indestructible substance. Hint

Particle board

Christmas cake

Baby poo

Duct tape

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. From which Arrogant Worms song is the following line taken: "I loved the car from tail to grille, I wouldn't change a thing/I wouldn't trade the ashtray for the Queen's engagement ring"?

Answer: Horizon

Supposedly this song is based on an actual car once owned by Mike from the Arrogant Worms.

2. "As I drive my gleaming three-door ______ Chrysler Frankenstein" What colour goes in the blank?

Answer: Orange

Repaired with parts from the wrecker after an "incident" on the 401.

3. In the song, "Kill the Dog Next Door", what is the fine that the singer must pay for killing his Neighbour's dog?

Answer: $300.00

"Wow, what a great value! I think I'll kill my neighbour too!"

4. What is it that distinguishes "Toast!" from all previous Arrogant Worms Albums?

Answer: Recorded live at a single concert

"Toast!" was recorded live in June of 2003 at Hugh's Room in Toronto. It's a great album with a lot of rather strange songs on it.

5. According to the Arrogant Worms, what do you do when you get to the border?

Answer: You buy a bottle of booze

"You buy a bottle of booze, Hey!
You buy a bottle of booze, Hey!
When you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze!"
A true Canadian tradition.

6. "No, there's nothing wrong with Killer Robots from Venus. They always mow their lawn, ..." What line comes next?

Answer: and they joined the PTA!

"No, there's nothing wrong with Killer Robots from Venus,
You may disagree, but I think they're AOK!"

7. "Our love was so true, but now she's three foot two, and she used to be..." What comes next?

Answer: five foot eleven

This song is from "Russell's Shorts", and is about how the singer's true love was crushed by a Japanese monster. It's called "Tokyo Love Song"

8. According to the Worms, what was the name of Jesus' less well known brother?

Answer: Bob

"One day while I was home, I heard a mighty roar,
There were a thousand people, right outside the door.
'Help us Jesus, help us!', came the cheering from the mob,
Then they got a look at me, 'Aw nuts, it's only Bob!'"

9. The Worms have a song about what you get when you eat raw pork, what is it called?

Answer: Trichinosis

"Trichinosis is little worms that dig,
and burrow through your body after you eat raw pig".

10. "The pyramids and Stonehenge slowly disappear, But if they were made of _____ _______, they'd last a million years" Name the indestructible substance.

Answer: Christmas cake

This is a great Christmas song that refers to the fact that almost everyone has at some time received a fruitcake for Christmas, but very few people actually enjoy eating them.

Source: Author Glaurung

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