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1.11 "Canoga Time" Trivia Quiz

It's time for the annual P.T.A. rummage sale and the Conner household is in a state of chaos- a great formula for a hilarious episode.

A multiple-choice quiz by blueswancafe. Estimated time: 4 mins.

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blueswancafe

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
344,585

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
514

Awards
Top 20% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 162 (9/10), Guest 24 (7/10), Guest 174 (3/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. At the beginning of the episode it is revealed that Jackie has a tattoo. What design is inked on Jackie's body? Hint

a hissing viper

a peace sign

a skull and crossbones

the name of an old boyfriend

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Question 2 of 10

2. It's report card day and Darlene is panicked about the poor grade she received in Miss Crane's history class. What punishment did Roseanne threaten if Darlene brought home one more bad grade? Hint

Darlene would get no allowance for five months.

Darlene would have to attend the P.T.A. rummage sale.

Darlene would have to take over Becky's chores.

Darlene would no longer be allowed to play on the basketball team.

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Question 3 of 10

3. What Elvis Presley hit does Dan sing throughout the episode? Hint

Hound Dog

Heartbreak Hotel

All Shook Up

Viva Las Vegas

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Question 4 of 10

4. At the beginning of the episode, Roseanne is cooking dinner. What's for supper? Hint

Meatloaf

Crystal's famous pot roast

Tuna noodle casserole

Spaghetti

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Question 5 of 10

5. What is Booker's excuse for being late for his date with Jackie? Hint

His car wouldn't start.

His mother phoned him, upset.

He was stuck in a manager's meeting.

He stopped to give an elderly lady directions.

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Question 6 of 10

6. What hideous object does Dan keep around simply to irritate Roseanne? Hint

His old, ratty underwear

A cannon that doubles as a cigarette lighter

A cuckoo clock

A bowling ball-shaped decanter

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Question 7 of 10

7. Which object is NOT thrown out the Conner's front door during Dan and Roseanne's argument? Hint

A coffee table

A decorative eagle

The living room drapes

A jewelry box

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Question 8 of 10

8. Where does Roseanne claim that Elvis was last spotted? Hint

Practicing karate in Nashville

In Denver, ordering a peanut butter and bacon sandwich

In Montana, trying to call up Ann Margaret from a pay phone

At a strip club in Memphis

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Question 9 of 10

9. According to Jackie, this is her ____ date with Booker. Hint

3rd

1st

4th

2nd

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Question 10 of 10

10. At the end of the episode, Dan answers a phone call from Mrs. Tucker. What does she want? Hint

She wants to complain about the noise Dan and Roseanne are generating with their argument

She wants to know how much they want for their coffee table.

She wants to know how much they are planning to donate to the rummage sale.

She wants to complain that D.J. is spying on her from his bedroom window.

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. At the beginning of the episode it is revealed that Jackie has a tattoo. What design is inked on Jackie's body?

Answer: a hissing viper

When D.J. hears about the tattoo, he asks if he can see it. Roseanne responds, "You're too young." Dan asks if he can see it and Roseanne shoots back, "You're too old."

2. It's report card day and Darlene is panicked about the poor grade she received in Miss Crane's history class. What punishment did Roseanne threaten if Darlene brought home one more bad grade?

Answer: Darlene would no longer be allowed to play on the basketball team.

Darlene frantically attempts to change her "D" grade to a "B", but has a hard time finding red ink to match the ink on her report card. After unsuccessfully testing all the red pens in the house, Darlene quips in frustration, "I can't match the red ink. Crane probably drains the blood from stray cats to get her ink."

3. What Elvis Presley hit does Dan sing throughout the episode?

Answer: Heartbreak Hotel

Jackie and Booker have plans to see an Elvis impersonator that night, which inspires Dan's impressive performance of "Heartbreak Hotel". Since Booker shows up late for his date with Jackie, he mentions, "We're a little too late to see Elvis." Roseanne responds, "That's putting it mildly."

4. At the beginning of the episode, Roseanne is cooking dinner. What's for supper?

Answer: Spaghetti

We see Roseanne carelessly dumping spaghetti noodles into boiling water as she and Dan argue over what to donate to the rummage sale.

5. What is Booker's excuse for being late for his date with Jackie?

Answer: His mother phoned him, upset.

Booker claims that the reason he is late is because his mother called him "in hysterics" because her schnauzer was struck by a car and broke his leg. Everyone is skeptical, including Dan who says, "Booker, I'm on your side buddy and even I don't believe you."

6. What hideous object does Dan keep around simply to irritate Roseanne?

Answer: A cuckoo clock

Dan holds on to his official Canoga Beer Cuckoo Clock, which features a bear that pops out on the hour and lets out a belch. Dan also sings the Canoga Beer jingle: "Any time's the perfect time for Canoga beer. The bear's the one to have friends and fun, so have a Canoga beer/Canoga".

7. Which object is NOT thrown out the Conner's front door during Dan and Roseanne's argument?

Answer: A jewelry box

Dan dumps the contents of Roseanne's jewelry box onto their bed. Their argument progresses into the living room, where the other objects are violently and hilariously ejected from the front door of their house.

8. Where does Roseanne claim that Elvis was last spotted?

Answer: In Montana, trying to call up Ann Margaret from a pay phone

When Dan impersonates Elvis, he says that he wants to go to Denver to get some peanut butter and bacon sandwiches. Roseanne replies, "I can't go with you, Elvis. I have to get my hair teased."

9. According to Jackie, this is her ____ date with Booker.

Answer: 4th

She laments to Booker, "Why do you screw up all our dates?" Booker replies, "Dates? This is the first time we've ever gone out." And Jackie says, "And it's our fourth date!"

10. At the end of the episode, Dan answers a phone call from Mrs. Tucker. What does she want?

Answer: She wants to know how much they want for their coffee table.

Dan answers the call, "Dan's House of Ecstasy."

Source: Author blueswancafe

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