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Bill McNeal Quotations Trivia Quiz

This quiz highlights some of my favorite quotes of Bill McNeal.

A multiple-choice quiz by mercury624. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
mercury624

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
257,345

Updated
Jul 23 22

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
632

Awards
Top 5% quiz!

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Question 1 of 10

1. From season 3 - "Airport"

Bill - "Don't confuse the issue with half-truths and _______ dust!" Hint

fairy

goat

gorilla

mushroom

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Question 2 of 10

2. From season 1 - "Luncheon at the Waldorf"

Bill - "How could she do that to me Lisa - how could she french her _______." Hint

patron

daddy

benefactor

date

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Question 3 of 10

3. From season 4 - "Who's the Boss"

Bill - "This is a two part question: What does Lisa look like _____? And what does Lisa feel like _______? This question is for both candidates." Hint

in bed

naked

upside down

in a leotard

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Question 4 of 10

4. From season 4 - "4:20"

Bill - ""Are you challenging my constitutional right to make ______ phone calls?" Hint

harassing

incredibly boring

nude

inter-office

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Question 5 of 10

5. From season 3 - "Airport"

Bill - "You're like one of those trained police attack dogs they set loose in the wild and then goes all soft and gets _____ by a deer or something..." Hint

won over

mounted

eaten

trampled

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Question 6 of 10

6. From season 3 - "Mistake"

Bill - "I'm... well, I'm hurt... deep down... where I'm soft... like a ______." Hint

sponge

new sweater

dead fish

woman

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Question 7 of 10

7. From season 1 - "Pilot"

Bill - "You've exhausted all my options, so all that's left is _________." Hint

sucking up

intimidation

backstabbing

manipulation

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Question 8 of 10

8. From season 4 - "Big Brother"

Bill - "Dave, I stand still, the _______ jump(s) to me." Hint

FCC

monkeys

conclusions

Matthews of the world

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Question 9 of 10

9. From season 4 - "Diplomacy"

Bill - "Is it getting chilly in here, or are you wearing a(n) ______ bra?" Hint

ice-filled

anatomically correct

tiny little

exquisite

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Question 10 of 10

10. From season 3 - "Rat Funeral"

Bill - "Say, Dave, maybe after work you'd like to go by the zoo and shoot ______." Hint

giraffes

animals

elephants

goats

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. From season 3 - "Airport" Bill - "Don't confuse the issue with half-truths and _______ dust!"

Answer: gorilla

Bill was yelling at the ticket agent at the airport. When he yells at the man and says he's been a loyal customer for ten years, the man says they've only been operating for six months. Bill replies with this quotation.

2. From season 1 - "Luncheon at the Waldorf" Bill - "How could she do that to me Lisa - how could she french her _______."

Answer: daddy

Bill is explaining to Lisa why Beth was so upset after the luncheon at the Waldorf. He compares the situation to taking his daughter to the fair and winner prizes for her, and when the two get on the ferris wheel she wants to make out.

3. From season 4 - "Who's the Boss" Bill - "This is a two part question: What does Lisa look like _____? And what does Lisa feel like _______? This question is for both candidates."

Answer: naked

Dave and Lisa are both running for office boss (a job neither of them want) and they are having a Q&A session with the rest of the staff. Bill poses this question, to which Dave says he could answer that in pornographic detail if he didn't win (as it would be inappropriate for him to talk about his employee that way). Lisa's answer was, if the unthinkable should happen and she didn't win, she could answer the question with insider information.

4. From season 4 - "4:20" Bill - ""Are you challenging my constitutional right to make ______ phone calls?"

Answer: nude

Bill is doing recon for Dave regarding Lisa's social life by calling Lisa on the phone randomly and recording the conversation for Dave to hear. During one such call, Lisa asks Bill "You are fully clothed, are you?"

5. From season 3 - "Airport" Bill - "You're like one of those trained police attack dogs they set loose in the wild and then goes all soft and gets _____ by a deer or something..."

Answer: eaten

Dave and Bill are in the first class lounge at the airport after Bill nearly makes the ticket agent cry. Dave believes that Bill should be nicer to everyone, which Bill believes would be a weakness.

6. From season 3 - "Mistake" Bill - "I'm... well, I'm hurt... deep down... where I'm soft... like a ______."

Answer: woman

Dave is apologizing to each of the staff members individually about his poor remarks in a magazine profile. Bill reveals that he is not "a robot" like everyone believes, but he was rather hurt by Dave's words.

7. From season 1 - "Pilot" Bill - "You've exhausted all my options, so all that's left is _________."

Answer: backstabbing

Bill attempts to get a good interviewing assignment from Dave, but Dave explains to Bill that he is the boss and he will not be manipulated by him (like Ed Harlow was). This happens right after Dave fires Ed Harlow, the old news director, and takes his job.

8. From season 4 - "Big Brother" Bill - "Dave, I stand still, the _______ jump(s) to me."

Answer: conclusions

Bill is convinced that Lisa is seeing someone romantically, so he is trying to get all the information so that he can convince Dave. In this instance, Bill finds two tickets in Lisa's old desk for the movie 'Amistad', which he later links to Lisa and Beth. He is then convinced, through the leaping of conclusions, that Beth and Lisa are together romantically.

9. From season 4 - "Diplomacy" Bill - "Is it getting chilly in here, or are you wearing a(n) ______ bra?"

Answer: anatomically correct

Lisa is having a fight with Andrea the efficiency expert in regards to her and Dave's former relationship, and Bill happens to be in the same room. Andrea tries to ask Bill questions regarding the relationship and insults (kind of) Lisa in the question. Bill follows up with this classic line.

10. From season 3 - "Rat Funeral" Bill - "Say, Dave, maybe after work you'd like to go by the zoo and shoot ______."

Answer: goats

Bill says this to Dave when he is unemotional about the death of the office mascot - Mike the rat.

Source: Author mercury624

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