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Chalkboard Chuckles Trivia Quiz

Bart's chalkboard views on life are sometimes one of the funniest gags of an episode. Here is a quiz based on some of my favourites from Seasons 11 and 12.

A multiple-choice quiz by precoff. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
precoff

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
124,777

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
5 / 10

Plays
862

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 10

1. "I will not publish the Principal's ..." Hint

home address

credit report

vital statistics

little black book

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Question 2 of 10

2. "I will not surprise the ..." Hint

elderly

incontinent

nervous

paranoid

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Question 3 of 10

3. "A belch is not a(n) ..." Hint

answer

opinion

oral report

statement

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Question 4 of 10

4. "I will not create art from ... " Hint

boogers

dung

earwax

spitballs

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Question 5 of 10

5. "Fridays are not ... " Hint

a weekly holiday

the start of the weekend

pants optional

a waste of time

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Question 6 of 10

6. "I will not hide the teacher's ... " Hint

car keys

books

purse

medication

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Question 7 of 10

7. "The nurse is not ... " Hint

hot

qualified

insane

dealing

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Question 8 of 10

8. "I can't see ... " Hint

into the future

pink elephants on parade

my house from here

dead people

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Question 9 of 10

9. "Science class should not end in ... " Hint

fireworks

laughter

mutation

tragedy

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Question 10 of 10

10. "Pork is not a ... " Hint

noun

verb

adjective

color

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "I will not publish the Principal's ..."

Answer: credit report

From "Tennis the Menace" starring the voices of Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras, Serena and Venus Williams, in which Homer decides to have a tennis court built in his backyard but is dumped by Marge as a playing partner.

2. "I will not surprise the ..."

Answer: incontinent

From "Insane Clown Poppy" where Krusty discovers he has a daughter, who tells him "You know, for a clown, you're not really a lot of fun."

3. "A belch is not a(n) ..."

Answer: oral report

From "Missionary: Impossible", in which Homer becomes a missionary on a tropical island, spends his time licking toads and declares "Wait! I'm no missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!"

4. "I will not create art from ... "

Answer: dung

From "Little Big Mom" where Lisa lets Homer and Bart believe they have leprosy. They are sent to a leper colony in Hawaii, discover they are not lepers, but are willing to endure electric needle treatments to spend a vacation in paradise.

5. "Fridays are not ... "

Answer: pants optional

From "Beyond Blunderdome" starring Mel Gibson, who hires Homer to help him re-write a more violent ending to his remake of "Mr Smith Goes To Washington.

6. "I will not hide the teacher's ... "

Answer: medication

From "Worst Episode Ever" where Bart and Millhouse have to run the Comic Book Store after the owner has a heart attack, "Ooh! Ooh! Breath ... short. Left arm ... numb! Can't go on ... describing symptoms much longer!"

7. "The nurse is not ... "

Answer: dealing

From "The Great Money Caper" where Grampa wins $10 million and declares "I can't believe it! I can finally afford a young, crazy, stripper wife!" and Bart and Homer become travelling con artists.

8. "I can't see ... "

Answer: dead people

From "Take My Wife Sleaze" starring John Goodman and Henry Winkler as Meathook and Ramrod, a couple of Hell's Angels who Marge tries to convince to give up violence and find gainful employment.

9. "Science class should not end in ... "

Answer: tragedy

From "Skinner's Sense of Snow", in which Principal Skinner and a few children, including Bart and Lisa are snowed in at Springfield Elementary on the last day before Christmas.

10. "Pork is not a ... "

Answer: verb

From "Brother's Little Helper" in which Bart receives medication for Attention Deficit Disorder, starring Mark McGwire.

Source: Author precoff

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