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Stan Knows Best Trivia Quiz

"Stan Knows Best" is the third episode of the hilarious series known as "American Dad". How much do you remember about Steve's quest for love and yet another epic battle between Stan and Haley?

A multiple-choice quiz by jrrymaury. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
jrrymaury

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
234,097

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
5 / 10

Plays
645

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 10

1. When Stan is playing "Name the Gun Part" with his family, which part does he hold up? Hint

muzzle

hammer

firing pin

breech bolt

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Question 2 of 10

2. Which of the following fictional characters does Stan NOT mention while cutting off Haley's hair? Hint

Sandman

Bigfoot

Santa

Boogeyman

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Question 3 of 10

3. Which wig does Roger put on after Haley passes on the selection? Hint

Laura Bush

Barbara Bush

Nancy Reagan

Marie Shriver

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Question 4 of 10

4. What is the trigger word that Stan uses to try to get Haley to kill Walter Mondale?

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 5 of 10

5. After Haley moves into Jeff's van, Francine spots her using a can as a bathroom. What does she think Haley is doing? Hint

making coffee

gathering coins

watering plants

napping

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Question 6 of 10

6. What is the ethnicity of the baby Stan adopts to try to get Francine to forget about Haley? Hint

Chinese

Japanese

Korean

Vietnamese

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Question 7 of 10

7. What is the cost of tuition for one semester at Gruff Community College? Hint

$85

$72

$100

$103

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Question 8 of 10

8. What is Haley's stripper name?

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 9 of 10

9. What was the stripper in the police officer uniform going to be before taking a job as a dancer? Hint

doctor

financial consultant

teacher

civil engineer

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Question 10 of 10

10. Throughout the episode, how many times does Steve get kicked in the groin? Hint

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. When Stan is playing "Name the Gun Part" with his family, which part does he hold up?

Answer: muzzle

Being a weapons expert and somewhat strange (to say the least), this is just the type of game Stan would force his family to play. Steve gets a point by guessing muzzle, after firing pin was his first guess. Hammer is Francine's guess. Klaus guesses breech bolt several times.

2. Which of the following fictional characters does Stan NOT mention while cutting off Haley's hair?

Answer: Boogeyman

Stan: "Sh, sh, sh. Sandman's a-callin'. Sh, sh, sh. That's right, that's right. Bigfoot's baking sugar cookies and Santa wants to take you to the Oscars."

3. Which wig does Roger put on after Haley passes on the selection?

Answer: Nancy Reagan

After removing Haley's hair, Stan tries to get her to wear a wig modeled after a revered Republican First Lady (with a choice of Reagan, Shriver, or Barbara Bush). Haley, still furious, refuses to wear any of the wigs. Roger then grabs the Reagan wig and puts it on, shouting at Steve for previously criticizing his looks.

4. What is the trigger word that Stan uses to try to get Haley to kill Walter Mondale?

Answer: rhubarb

Stan utters the word after Haley decides to move in with Jeff, and explains to Francine that when Haley was five, he had her brainwashed to kill Walter Mondale whenever she heard "rhubarb". Stan wonders why it doesn't work, but the audience soon finds out as a hypnotized Steve with a rifle is seen walking in the background.

5. After Haley moves into Jeff's van, Francine spots her using a can as a bathroom. What does she think Haley is doing?

Answer: making coffee

When Jeff tries to drive off after picking Haley up, the van only makes it a few feet before breaking down. To make things worse, the coffee can is the only bathroom he has. Francine (who often misinterprets things) sees Haley from an upstairs window in the house and remarks that that is not the way to make coffee.

6. What is the ethnicity of the baby Stan adopts to try to get Francine to forget about Haley?

Answer: Japanese

Roger: "Is that a Chinese baby?"
Stan: "Sure is. Japanese to be specific."

7. What is the cost of tuition for one semester at Gruff Community College?

Answer: $85

After a teacher tells Haley her tuition hasn't been paid, she begins to protest, but then thinks of Stan's recent financial interference; he had recently taken away her credit card and said he would completely cut off her financial supply. Haley then asks herself how she will be able to come up with 85 bucks in three days.

8. What is Haley's stripper name?

Answer: Dusty

To solve her money woes, Haley takes a job as a waitress at a strip club. After the female bartender convinces her that when the dancers take the men's hard earned money they are not being exploited in any way, Haley becomes a dancer instead. The DJ at the club mentions her new moniker multiple times.

9. What was the stripper in the police officer uniform going to be before taking a job as a dancer?

Answer: civil engineer

After trying to forcibly remove Haley from the club, Stan and the other strippers get in a fistfight. It is only after the stripper-in-question's implants are popped and deflated that she remembers her previous life goals.

10. Throughout the episode, how many times does Steve get kicked in the groin?

Answer: 2

One of the episode's storylines is Steve trying to get a girl to fool around with him to prove to his friends that he has the ability to do so. Two girls in the episode kick him in the groin as soon as he tries to talk to them.

Source: Author jrrymaury

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