Interesting Questions, Facts, and Information
Saturday Night Live
Philip. Simon was the nice English kid in the bathtub. Philip wore a hyper harness. He was hyperactive and hypoglycemic. He's a 'Hyper-hypo' 'One time...my mom's car broke down, so we went to a gas station. She gave me a Hershey bar and a coke. I towed the car home...7 miles! When we got home I was tired.'
Matt Foley. 'My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker...I'm 35 years old, thrice divorced, and I live in a van down by the river!'
Courvoisier. 'And I have my bottle of Kevotia right here...'
Toonces. Toonces the driving cat!
Coffee Talk . 'Now I'm vaclempt....talk amongst yourselves....I'll give you a topic...Rhode Island...it's neither a road, nor an island...discuss.'
Molly Shannon. 'Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my fingers under my armpits...and then I sniff 'em like this! And it's gross...'
'Hey, Remember the 80's?'. Goatboy was played by Jim Bruer. Merr, Merr Baaa baaaa. Hey remember the eighbaaaties?
Alexis. "Look at me Alexis. Is that my Raspberrry Fantastic lipstick that you're wearing? It's my signature color!"
Saturday Night Live Band .
Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan . "Hey wanna dance, huh, huh, me, him, me, him, me..."
Mary Katherine Gallagher . SUPERSTAR!
Chris Kattan . Oh, it's Mango!
Norm Macdonald . Yes, this is pre-Jimmy and Tina. Glad they got rid of him.
The Ambiguously Gay Duo. 'Hey you, get back with my cartoon!' Poor doggy.
George W. Bush. I love the beady-eyed look he gets, classic.
The Ladies' Man. 'Yeah, this the ladies' man. How can I help you?'
Tracy Morgan. He does a very good impression of her, not sure if that's a compliment though.
Cheri Oteri and Will Ferrell. S-P-A-R-T-A-N-S! Goooooooo Spartans!
David Spade and Adam Sandler. Like fur-sure! David Spade and Adam Sandler were hilarious as THE Gap Girls! Sometimes Chris Farley would be in the skit too, but he was not an original 'Gap Girl'.
Wayne's parents' basement. Cha! Wayne and Garth still lived at home...and rocked Aurora from his parents' basement.
his mother. Yup...this is from Adam's classic song for his mom on Mother's Day. 'I love you MAAAMMMAAA!'
Jack Handy . My favorite- 'If a child asks why it is raining, a cute thing to say is 'It's God crying,'. If the child asks why God is crying, another cute thing to say is 'It's probably because of something you did.'
Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd. You had to love these two crazy guys! Aykroyd and Martin made a classically hilarious pair!
|On what classic sketch would Dan Aykroyd always respond 'Jane, you ignorant slut'?||'SNL' 25 - A Quiz
Point-Counter Point. No matter what brilliant commentary Jane Curtain would offer, Dan would always respond with that classic line. :) (Thanks to those who pointed out my earlier mistakes.)
Steve Martin. It's a common misconception that Steve Martin was an original cast member...actually, he never WAS a cast member, he just guest hosted quite a few times.
Lorne Micheals. Lorne also produced the hilariously twisted series 'The Kids In the Hall'.
'Well isn't that... extra-special?'.
The most durable metal known to mankind. Eli Turnbull, the IRS Guy (Steve Martin) : 'What is titanium, anyway?' Beldar Conehead (Dan Aykroyd) :'The most durable metal known to mankind.' Prymaat Conehead (Jane Curtin) :'We need it, to survive.' Turnbull: 'Okay fine...'
He is a driving school instructor.