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"People don't say that...as far as you know."

Ty Webb. When Carl says people think he's an idiot because he cuts grass. Great scene with Chevy and Bill.

"Hey Sabu, can you make a bull shot?"

Al Czervic. Al's question to the bartender (Tony) at the 4th of July party.

"He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife."

Al Cervic. Judge Smails calls Al a baboon, at the golf course.

"Are you going to eat your fat?"

Spaulding. Spaulding showing his manners at the dinner table at the 4th party.

"Don't sell yourself short Judge, your a tremendous slouch."

Ty Webb. Ty's response to the Judge saying he's no slouch himself.

"Oh..., I'm hot today."

Mr. Havercamp. When Tony is caddying for the old couple.

"Can you make a shoe smell?"

Tony D'Annunzio. Tony's response to the bullshot question.

"You must have been something before electricity."

Al Czervic. Al's "compliment" to Mrs. Smails at the 4th party.

"Well the world needs ditch diggers too."

Judge Smails. Judge's response to Danny telling him he couldn't afford law school.

"My uncle says you got a screw loose."

Lacy Underall. Lacy telling Ty what the Judge thinks of him.

"Ahoy Polloi."

Spaulding. Spaulding's "hello" to Danny when he shows up at the yacht club in his "nice suit".

"I bet you buy a hat like this and you get a free bowl of soup."

Al Czervic. Al's opinion of a hat in the pro-shop, same one the Judge is wearing.

"Yeah, I'm no doorknob either."

Al Czervic. Al after the Judge tells him he is no gentleman.

"Who's your decorator, Beni Hana?"

Lacy Underall. Lacy's impression of the inside of Ty's house.

"Damn your eyes man. Today's the day we change the holes."

Sandy McFiddish. When Sandy catches Carl watching the women golfers.

"Nixon plays golf."

Lacy Underall. Lacy's reply to Ty's "dull" idea of fun...playing golf.

"Madonna with meatballs."

Tony D'Annunzio. Tony's impression of Lacy when she shows up at the pool.

"Your honor...your honor."

Lou Loomis. Lou telling the Judge he has the honor to start the big match.

"You're so high you don't even know it."

Spaulding. Spaulding explaining the quality of his dope at the yacht club.

"50 bucks the Smails kid picks his nose."

Smoke Porterhouse. Smoke making a bet with Lou on Spaulding. Needless to say Smoke won the bet.