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"'Cause of his ________ size no one's safe from fatality."

grand. From "Bethlehemian Rhapsody", a parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. This new version tells the story of David and Goliath.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, stay in the ______________, stay in the ______________."

light. From "Stay in the Light", a parody of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees.

"We couldn't get ______________ with all the things we did, can we?"

saved. From "The Real Sin Savior", an altar call parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem.

"Now they're ______________ of mine, my, my, my, my, my, my, whoa!"

friends. From "Babylona", a parody of "My Sharona" by the Knack.

"______________, rhinos, you'll see on my boat."

wallabies. From "All the Stalls Stink", a Noah's Ark parody of "All the Small Things" by Blink 182.

"The Lord knows ______________, the Lord helps me find my way."

everything. From "Cheap Birds", a parody of "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

"It's a ______________ place and girl, you'll make friends with cows and sheep."

charming. From "Manger", a parody of "Angel" by Shaggy.

"Christ is more than a ______________, I know he's God, can't you see?"

teacher. From "The Ballad of Jesus and Yahweh", a parody of "The Ballad of John and Yoko" by the Beatles.

"Like the ______________, like the ______________, like the ______________, like the ______________, like the ______________, like the ______________, like us all."

chumps, tramps, drunks, punks, bums, scum. From "Simp Liztik", a parody of "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit.

"I can't go ______________ living this way."

wrong. From "Life Restored", a parody of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach.