"Strange Brew" Funny Quotes, Eh

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. "I want you hosers to get me a fresh case of beer first thing in the morning!" Rosie LaRose Mom McKenzie Dad Mckenzie Brewmeister Smith

2. "You want free beer, go to the brewery. Now get out of here before I put the two of you in a bottle." Beer store clerk Claude Elsinore Brewmeister Smith Henry Green

3. "It's really too bad you won't be around to see the whole world become addicted to Elsinore beer." Bob McKenzie Pamela Elsinore Ted Brewmeister Smith

4. "I can't believe he drank it all." Doug McKenzie Rosie LaRose Ted Pamela Elsinore

5. "What the stink are they doing in there?" Brewmeister Smith Ted Henry Green Bob McKenzie

6. "Would you like me to tilt your chair back?" Claude Elsinore A lunatic at the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane. Bob McKenzie Brewmeister Smith

7. "Chimp here does all the killing. We've got like 5 billion dollars in our hideout." Henry Green Rosie LaRose Brewmeister Smith Doug McKenzie

8. "I could crush your head, like a nut, but I won't, because I need you." Bob McKenzie Mom McKenzie Brewmeister Smith Ted

9. Okay, here is an easy one, eh: "Take off, eh!" All of these Doug McKenzie Dad McKenzie Pamela Elsinore

10. "Perhaps one of these will refresh your memory." Ted Brewmeister Smith Doug McKenzie Pamela Elsinore

11. "You murdered him first. He was already dead when I killed him." Henry Green Bob McKenzie Claude Elsinore Brewmeister Smith

12. "The power of the force stopped you, you hosers." Doug McKenzie Rosie LaRose Grandpa McKenzie A lunatic at the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane.

13. "For the benefit of the court, would you please explain time-code?" Bob and Doug's lawyer The judge Claude Elsinore's lawyer Brewmeister Smith

14. "Just because I don't know what it is doesn't mean I'm lying." Bob McKenzie Claude Elsinore Brewmeister Smith Ted

15. "If you stuck to your twelve point maintenance program we wouldn't have to jumpstart you like this." Ted Claude Elsinore Doug McKenzie Mom McKenzie