Dirk Gently's Holistic Quiz

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1. What color did the Electric Monk believe everything to be? pink purple orange turquoise

2. What did Reg find in his bathroom? a leopard a horse a burglar a rabbit

3. What is Dirk Gently's real name? Sven Petersen Regis Chronotis Svlad Cjelli Zaphod Beeblebrox

4. What monarch instituted the Regius Professorship of Chronology? Prince Albert Richard III George III Elizabeth I

5. For what band did Richard play keyboards? The Reasonably Good Band The Not Terribly Good Band The Beatles The Very Good Band

6. What was the name of the researcher's cat? Erwin Bernice Pookie Tiger

7. Why did the researcher's cat run away? It wasn't getting fed often enough The scientists were chasing her with a molecular rearranger It didn't want to be turned into a bowl of petunias It was tired of being locked in a box and occasionally gassed

8. What was the name of Gordon's company? Gordon Way Enterprises Anthem Software WayForward Technologies II Reason Technologies

9. What did Richard have stuck halfway up the stairs to his flat? a sofa a grandfather clock a chair a horse

10. Whose flat does Richard break into? Gordon Way's his own Susan Way's Dirk Gently's

11. Gordon wanted to get an 'Armed Response' sign made up at the right height for who to see? burglars raccoons snakes rabbits

12. What was the name of Michael Wenton-Weakes' magazine? Fathom Computing Today Anthem Reason

13. For how many issues was Michael to be retained as editor of the magazine after his mother sold it to Gordon Way for a pound? four three zero one

14. Who replaced Michael as the editor of the magazine? A. K. Ross Coleridge Richard MacDuff Gordon Way

15. What is the address of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency? 33a Paladina Street 33 Peacock Street 33a Peckender Street 33 Pritchard Street

16. What was the title of the magazine article Richard wrote? 'Modern Interpretations of Schrodinger's Cat' 'Music and Fractal Landscapes' 'The Stock Market and You' 'The Symphony of Weather Patterns'

17. All of the pages between which two words were torn out of Dirk's dictionary? 'cheese' and 'jukebox' 'apricot' and 'xylophone' 'herring' and 'marmalade' 'armadillo' and 'herring'

18. What was the name of Dirk's secretary? Kate Schechter Janie Pearson Janice Pearce Jane Peterson

19. How many questions did George the Third ask? four one three two

20. What is a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae? Answer: (one word)

21. What would the I Ching calculator display if you typed in '2 x 1.5 '? 3 xx1.5 'A Suffusion of Yellow' x3E x3E

22. Who writes the newspaper horoscopes? The Great Zaganza The Great Zambezi The Great Zaboda The Great Zapoodle

23. What is Kate's main complaint about London pizza parlors? There are too many of them Their pizza is stale They don't deliver There aren't enough of them

24. Whose head is found revolving on top of the record 'Hot Potato'? Mr. Anstey Mr. Andrews Mr. Ainsley Mr. Alstein

25. What does ARRGH! stand for? Aries Rising Record Group Holdings Albert Reiser Record Group Holdings Aquarius Rising Record Group Holdings It doesn't stand for anything