Kiwi Speak

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. What am I if I'm "up the duff?" Pregnant An alcoholic Ugly Lost

2. If Auntie sends you out for a feed of kina, what are you getting? Fish and chips Sausages A bus Seafood

3. If I told you I was going to "take a gander" at something, what would I be doing? Shooting at something Looking at something Taking a photo of something Stealing something

4. What is something if its "up the booai?" Lost Up a hill Stolen No good

5. What would you get me if I asked for my "Swani?" A jersey/jumper A bird A priest A packet of cigarettes

6. Why would someone call you "cockle-ears?" You didn't hear them You are a bad driver They don't like you Your ears stick out

7. If I told you to "rattle your dags," what would I want you to do? Wake up your children Shake your body Hurry up Annoy your neighbours

8. If I said "I'm off to see that joker at the garage," what kind of person would I be going to see? A man Someone who is very serious Someone who tells jokes A lawyer

9. What would I mean if I said "She'll be Jake?" That everything will be okay That a woman is dressed as a man That a man is dressed as a woman That someone is a tomboy

10. If someone is a "hard-case" they are... Stupid Strange Funny Argumentative

11. "_______ as gold." Good Bright Fine Rare

12. What is a "barbie?" A rugby play A woman A doll A barbeque

13. In New Zealand the word "Piss" means something different than in most other places. What is "Piss?" Urine Alcohol Petrol Milk

14. If I said I had "three hundred-odd bottles," what would I have? Roughly three hundred bottles Three hundred mis-matched bottles Three hundred broken bottles Three hundred identical bottles

15. Imagine you have just landed at Wellington airport in New Zealand. You walk into the building and someone walks up to you and says "Kia ora." What do they mean? Go home That's my bag Wrong way Hello