Words of Wisdom from Susan Ivanova, Season 1

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1. Which of the following is not a correct 'Russian' quote spoken by Ivanova? "It's a very Russian ending." "I'm a Russian, Commander. We understand these things." "It's a good thing I'm Russian, we're used to hopeless situations." "It's a Russian thing."

2. What is Ivanova's response to the following quote: "We start by removing your clothing." "Not without dinner and flowers." "Not a chance, mister." "I'd rather kiss a Pak'ma'ra." "But we haven't even been introduced."

3. In what episode was the following quote spoken: "No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow." "Midnight on the Firing Line" "A Voice in the Wilderness" "Soul Hunter" "Grail"

4. Finish the quote: "If you need me, I'll be over there _____________ with the rest of the aliens." Answer: (Two Words)

5. To whom was the following quote spoken: "Then, if you'll excuse me, but I'm in the middle of 15 things, all of them annoying." Major Lianna Kemmer Talia Winters Harriman Gray Psi Cop Kelsey

6. In what episode was the following quote spoken: "Why does my mouth always taste like old carpet in the morning?" "Chrysalis" "Babylon Squared" "Signs and Portents" "And the Sky Full of Stars"

7. In the episode, "A Voice in the Wilderness," Londo asks Ivanova what is happening on Epsilon 3. Her response is "Boom." How many times does she say this word to Londo? 4 7 8 5

8. Finish the quote: "This isn't a _____________. I must read the rule book again." Answer: (Four Words)

9. In what episode was the following quote spoken: "Our gunner arrays are now fixed on your ship. They will fire the instant you come into range. You will find their power most impressive, for a few seconds." "A Voice in the Wilderness" "Deathwalker" "Legacies" "By Any Means Necessary."

10. Finish the quote: "Mr. Garibaldi, you are sitting at my station, using my equipment. Is there a reason for this , or to save time should I just go ahead and ________ your hands off at the _______." Answer: (Two Words)

11. To whom was the following quote spoken: "Lady, you are the situation." Neoma Connolly Talia Winters Psi Cop Kelsey Major Lianna Kemmer

12. Finish the quote: "What do you do in your spare time, _________ _______ over a fire pit? Oops, there goes another ___________ risk." Answer: (Three Words)

13. In what episode was the following quote spoken: "Mr. Garibaldi, you're a vicious man." "The Quality of Mercy" "Midnight on the Firing Line" "The War Prayer" "Eyes"

14. Ivanova's line, "Why don't you check her teeth while you're at it," is a reply to which line? "But what of her background...her breeding?" "Did I leave anything out of her interview?" "I trust that she is fully functional." "I hope that isn't the sign of some frailty in her."

15. Finish the quote: "Worst case of _____________ I have ever seen." inflated ego megalomania Oedipus complex testosterone poisoning

16. To whom was the following quote spoken: "There is nothing more annoying than Mr. Garibaldi when he's right." Franklin Sinclair G'Kar No one

17. Finish the quote: "__________ is not the problem. Waking up, that is a problem. I've always had a problem getting up when it's __________ ____________. Answer: (Three Words)

18. To whom was the following quote spoken: "You are going to resist, I hope." Major Lianna Kemmer Talia Winters Harriman Gray Marry Anne Cramer

19. In what episode was the following quote spoken: "I'm just going to sit here and knit something." "Soul Hunter" "Believers" "Grail" "Legacies"

20. Finish the Babylon 5 Mantra: "Ivanova is always ________. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is __________. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally _______ your _________ out." Answer: (Four Words)