The Quiz That Shagged Me. Oh Behave!

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. What is Austin's favorite movie? Goldfinger In Like Flint The Spy Who Loved Me Man From U.N.C.L.E.

2. What did Austin fail to realize that Vanessa had during an intimate encounter? she had red hair superhuman strength she walked backwards machine gun jubblies

3. Why was Austin relieved even though his new bride, Vanessa, was dead? He was a spy. He wasn't killed. He was single again. He was rich.

4. Besides being an international man of mystery, what is one of Austin's other professions? Car Salesman Jeweler Astronaut Photographer

5. On what T.V. show did Dr. Evil appear, allowing the Air Force to discover he had returned from space? Montel Jerry Springer Rosie Jenny Jones

6. Why does Dr. Evil dislike his son? He is failing school He is not evil enough He is a jock He is not going to college

7. What did Dr. Evil call his clone? Little Evil Mini-Me Evil II Number Two

8. What kind of car does Austin drive? Austin Healy Corvette MGB Shaguar

9. What does Felicity Shagwell do, by reputation? Shag very well Solve crimes Kill spies Dance

10. How much does Fat Bastard weigh? A metric ton 500 lbs 300 lbs As much as a car

11. What did Fat Bastard say was the other, white meat, and was for dinner? Baby Chicken Mojo Ham

12. How did Fat Bastard refer to his appearence? He's overweight He's dead sexy He's ugly He's too much

13. How did Austin get information from Mustafa, the assassin? Has Felicity twist his arm Beat him up Ask him the same question three times Stick a gun in his face

14. Austin noted that the English countryside looked nothing at all like what? Southern California Ireland A desert Russia

15. What is the name of Dr. Evil's cat? Zero Mr. Bigglesworth Mini-Me Mini-Cat

16. Scott suggested that Dr. Evil use the 'time machine' to go back in time and do what? Kill Austin when he is on the crapper Prevent Scott's birth Get rich playing the stock market Marry Scott's mother

17. What did Dr. Evil place on the moon, making it his 'Death Star', to use to destroy cities on earth? Nuclear Missiles Very Big Gun Rockets Giant 'laser'

18. What did Fat Bastard leave for Austin in the Paddington Station restroom? A floater A note A bomb A 'cup of coffee'

19. What did Austin lose? His car His voice His spy watch His mojo

20. What did Dr. Evil's clone put in Scott's bed? Tacks Nails Roadkill Itching power

21. How long does Dr. Evil say he's been a frickin evil doctor? 4 frickin years 10 frickin years 30 frickin years 22 frickin years

22. Dr. Evil's space ship looked like a giant what? Johnson Willie Woody All of the above

23. What was Austin's time machine? Volkswagon Beetle Corvette Giant 'laser' Cryogenic chamber

24. What did Ivana H. say they do to keep warm in Russia? Eat Cozy up in bed Play chess Take photos

25. Who did Austin catch Felicity in bed with, at the end of the movie? Dr. Evil Vanessa Basil Austin