Weird Al Lyrics And Titles

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1. 'And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it. And I'm so handsome, honey, I could just die. I know you'll never be as wonderful as me, But at least you can try. 'Cause I'm ...' Answer: (Four Words)

2. 'Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks, T'row away all me ganja. I'll have a Tupperware party, Maybe join me a health spa. I'll get a bowl of plastic fruit, And a microwave oven too. Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbecue. Gonna ...' Answer: (Four Words)

3. 'You're dead for a real long time. You just can't prevent it. So if money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it. Yeah, every day I make the front page news. No time to pay my dues. I got a million pairs of shoes ...' Answer: (Four Words)

4. 'The button has been pressed The radio just let us know That this is not a test Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'. It's the end of all humanity - No more time for last minute shoppin'. It's time to face your final destiny. Well, it's ...' Answer: (Four Words)

5. 'Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane? Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain? See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur. Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor. Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door, And I'm back in the very same place I was before. I'm ...' Answer: (7 Words)

6. 'The president, he's in a panic. The Pentagon, they're in shock. There's a team of research scientists. They got 'em workin' 'round the clock. Now the National Guard is out in my backyard, And the Marines will be comin' around. I hope they get these lousy rodents out of my town, 'Cause the property values are goin' way down, now.' This is from 'Attack of the . . .' Answer: (Just give the last 7 Words)

7. 'Every one of our dates is at thirty thousand feet She always points out the exits to me, she's so sweet. You know she gets me my headphones for free, Refills my coffee cup whenever I ask And you gotta admit my baby looks pretty hot When she ain't wearin' that oxygen mask. You set my ever-lovin' heart on fire, ...' Answer: (Two Words)

8. 'She walks against the wind everywhere we go, Stops at every corner, gotta put on a show, Carries 'round a picture of Marcel Marceau, Always was the quiet type, but how was I to know? ...' From the song "She Never Told Me She Was A _____" what? Answer: (one word)

9. 'Well, the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it. Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet. And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage. And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage. He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger, And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger, And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen, And he took a big bite and said, 'It tastes just like chicken!' This happened on ... Answer: (5 Words)

10. 'That's when I knew it was true love. We were inseparable after that. Aw, we ate together, we bathed together, we even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss. Aw, the world was our burrito. So we got married, and we bought us a house and had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly. Oh we were so very, very, very happy. Oh yeah. But then, one fateful night, Zelda said to me, she said, 'Sweetie pumpkin? Do you want to join the Columbia Record Club?' I said, 'Woah! Hold on now, baby! I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment!' So we broke up, and I never saw her again. But that's just the way things go in ...' Answer: (One Word)