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Absurd French 978

Created by Bruyere

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Absurd French 978 game quiz
"Here is yet another absurd French quiz for Quizzyland's francophones. Simply choose the closest English equivalent for the French sentence. Bon courage!"

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  



1. Armand, attention derrière toi, il y a un nounours qui attaque !
    Armand, watch out behind you, there's a teddy bear attacking!
    Armand, watch out behind you, you have a grizzly bear attacking you!
    Armand, pay attention to your behind, you have a nursemaid attacking you!
    Armand, watch out behind you, there's a bear attacking you at high noon!


2. Viens voir comme le facteur court vite quand je mets l'arrosage!
    Come see how the bill goes up quickly when I order roast beef!
    Come see how fast the postman runs when I put the sprinkler on!
    Come see how close the tennis court is to the rose beds!
    Let's see what happens when you offer the postman roses!


3. Les enfants, vous n'auriez pas vu ma canne à pêche, les pneus de la voiture, mes pantoufles, mon casque moto, la hache, et mon rouge à lèvres par hasard ?
    Kids, you wouldn't have happened to have seen my can of peaches, my chest x-rays, my frying pan, my axe, and my red paint by any chance?
    Infants should never play with fishing poles, car tires, slippers, motorcycle helmets, axes and lipstick because, isn't it a hazard?
    Kids, you wouldn't have happened to have seen my peach ice cream, my car tires, my frying pans, my jewelry box, my corned beef hash and my lipstick by any chance?
    Kids, you wouldn't have happened to have seen my fishing pole, the car tires, my slippers, my motorcycle helmet, the axe, and my lipstick by any chance?


4. Pourriez-vous enlever votre renard de mon cou, s'il vous plait ?
    Could you levitate up to the ceiling, please?
    Could you take your fox off of my neck, please?
    Could you please remove your duck from my elbow?
    Could you please remove your fox from my cow please?


5. Le singe de mon voisin a vu un bel ange sur le toit de ma maison.
    My neighbor's beautiful monkey saw an angle on my house.
    The monkey on my beautiful neighbor's roof saw an angel.
    My neighbor's monkey saw a beautiful angel on my roof.
    The monkey on the mountain saw an angel.


6. « Ce matin un lapin a tué un chasseur. C'était un lapin qui avait un fusil. »

    This morning a hunter killed a rabbit. It was a hunter on a mission.
    This morning a rabbit killed a hunter. It was a rabbit with a gun.
    Last night a rabbit killed a hunter. It was a rabbit with a gun.
    Tomorrow morning a rabbit will be chased. It's an armed rabbit.


7. La tente de Tante Antoinette est pleine de fourmis.
    Aunt Antoinette's tent is full of ants.
    Aunt Antoinette's ants entered the tent.
    Aunt Antoinette's aunt is in great shape.
    Aunt Antoinette attempted to fill her ant farm.


8. Barbie s'habillait avec soin pour son rendez-vous avec...Lance. Eh oui, c'était fini avec Ken. Pour se consoler, Ken est parti faire le tour du monde en Montgolfière.
    Barbie was dressing carefully for her doctor's appointment with...Lance. Yes indeed, she had to tell Ken. To console her, Ken took her on a worldwide tour in a hot air balloon.
    Barbie was getting dressed carefully for her date with...Lance. Yes indeed, it was over with Ken. To console himself, Ken went to the fair in the city of Montgolfier.
    Barbie was getting dressed carefully for her date with...Lance. Yes indeed, it was over with Ken. To console himself, Ken left on a worldwide tour in a hot air balloon.
    Barbie was dressing carefully when...Lance arrived. Yes, Ken met him and fought him. Then Ken left to see the crowds at the fair and all the balloons.


9. Lorsque j'étais enfant, j'allais dans le jardin de Monsieur MacGregor cueillir des navets.
    When you were a child, we would go to Mr MacGregor's garden to pick carrots.
    When I had a baby, I took him to Mr MacGregor's garden to pick raspberries.
    When I was a child, I used to go to Mr MacGregor's garden to pick turnips.
    When I was a child, I would go to Mr MacGregor's house and wave to the ships.


10. Attention de ne pas piétiner les pissenlits.
    Be careful not to trample the dandelions.
    Pay attention to the pious in the cathedrals.
    Be careful not to roller skate in the public restrooms.
    Be careful not to trample the sheets.


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Compiled May 24 13