Quotes From "Monk" Episodes

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1. Randy: "Do I sound like a real cop?" Sharona: "You'll never sound like a real cop." Mr. Monk And The Sleeping Suspect Mr. Monk And The Panic Room Mr. Monk And The TV Star Mr. Monk Goes To Mexico

2. Sharona: "I never vote; it only encourages them." Mr. Monk And The Psychic Mr. Monk And The Captain's Wife Mr. Monk Meets Dale The Whale Mr. Monk And The Candidate

3. Monk: "Concentrate. Be the dotted line." Mr. Monk And The Missing Granny Mr. Monk And The Other Woman Mr. Monk And The Candidate Mr. Monk Goes Back To School

4. Monk: "I don't want to live in a world where a person can't comb through another person's mail." Mr. Monk And The Game Show Mr. Monk And The Sleeping Suspect Mr. Monk And The Psychic Mr. Monk And The Girl Who Cried Wolf

5. Stottlemeyer: "Is your shrink coming back soon?" Mr. Monk Goes To The Theater Mr. Monk And The Sleeping Suspect Mr. Monk And The Earthquake Mr. Monk And The Very, Very Old Man

6. Monk: "Where do I think I'm going with these? I'll get these back when I leave." Mr. Monk Goes To Jail Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan Mr. Monk Goes To The Asylum Mr. Monk And The Red-Headed Stranger

7. Monk: "He was the thirsty victim." Sharona: "Adrian!" Monk: "...the perfect victim." Mr. Monk Goes To Mexico Mr. Monk And The Billionaire Mugger Mr. Monk Gets Married Mr. Monk Goes To The Circus

8. Monk: "I was born naturally, but I was raised Caeserian." Mr. Monk And The Psychic Mr. Monk And The Blackout Mr. Monk Goes To The Asylum Mr. Monk Goes To The Carnival

9. Stottlemeyer: "Go! Go! Fetch! Get the ball! Get the ball!" Mr. Monk And The Candidate Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy Mr. Monk And The Marathon Man Mr. Monk Goes To The Ballgame

10. Monk: "How tall are you?" Stottlemeyer: "Six foot." Monk: "No, really." Stottlemeyer: "Five eleven." Mr. Monk And The Twelfth Man Mr. Monk And The Candidate Mr. Monk And The Airplane Mr. Monk Takes A Vacation